father why have u done this to me?

Hello, yes, I'm a sad and lonely teenager who would like to order 5 big tiddie goth girls please, extra hair dye, extra eye liner, and extra THICC, hold the edge. I'd prefer a light spread of tender affection with 2 flops of Led Zeppelin fan T-shirts, 3 slit wrists, lightly scraped as so to not damage their arms, 2 pure black chokers, 5 anime wallpapers, a demonic necklace from Hot Topic, midnight blue nail polish, and black lipstick. Please send the basic necessities I will need in order to keep them nurtured: All the albums and tracks of Black Sabbath, a wide selection of yaoi ♥♥♥♥, a steady stream of neon colored hair dye, nothing but black clothing, ripped jeans, lavender perfume, the blood of the innocent, and a package of tampons. Please send packaged with a Satanic calling card that threatens me to be sent to the 9th realm of Cthulhu's hellfire if I do not treat the assigned big tiddie goth girls with care and respect in order to further instill a sense of responsibility

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i'm daddies wittle tide pod hehe (ꈍ꒳ꈍ)i'm all squishy and wet for daddy! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ he loves how my bitter taste nuzzles his taste buds and my Botanical Raintm scent!!!! (。・ω・。)but he knows how im not meant to be eaten...(´･ω･`)waaah!!! dont eat all of me daddy(　；∀；) hehehe my soap-♥♥♥♥♥ is so wet >///< 1 lick 2 lick 3 lick 4... no more daddy i'll break~(●///▽///●) hehe i'm daddies wittle tide pod so wet and squishy =w=

mooi tota vittu oisko poistaa jotai akuuttii nippii ♥♥♥ jotai mukkulan hepatiittirotta syyhki temestat vittu laika vaik piuhal ♥♥♥ jotai. philisp mankka kajari akuutti 15min tori säätö tos ni saan siit jotain ni voin sit maksaa, en laita tilil mitää kuumottaa vitusti sossut ja edunvalvonta yms ulosoton takia ni koodaile jotai jos mitää buddhaa tms ois poistaa palaillaa sit mo