@enclave911 That's 66,204.81 pounds of pennies stuck in your gut. Or 30,030 Kg.

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That's 3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that's 12,012,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I'll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.

Go ahead, call the cops, they can't unpiss your bed. I had so much fun obliterating your bed with pee. And while you're weeping over your urine soaked fabric, I am already getting ready to pee in someone else's bed. What are you gonna do? Tell your mommy? Do you really think that she'll believe someone else pissed in your bed. Good luck then. Do you think you can find me? Think again champ. Thanks to my black fedora, black minecraft shirt and black My Little Pony pants I walk in the shadows. Think you can catch me? Don't think so. Thanks to my heelies I am faster than wind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGcrvGTMgkg

Yea!! He did come back.

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