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151,600 people die each day. The average person weighs 137 pounds. That's nearly 11,000 tons of human each day. But how much is meat? Based on a quick google search, the average person is about 40% muscle (meat), plus some variable percentage for body fat. Let's lowball the ♥♥♥♥ out of it and say 5%. That's 45% of the body that can be, uh, "salvaged" for future use. That's 137 pounds times 151,600 times 45%, or about 9,346,140 pounds of edible person wasted each day

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soft prostate, i would know

kind of a fat ♥♥♥♥ on some angles

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They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am I danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man.

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+rep God I love warframe

+rep. good trader and nice person

Professor: 📒 I've 🔋 been 💙 a 🚗 Harold 📗 Zoid 🌂 fan 🐳 since 🥞 back 🚘 when 💗 my 🐛 🌽 hips 🏓 were 👃 made 📘 of ⛳ bone.

A kid tried to teach me Yu Gi Oh in high school at lunch one day. He was bullied a lot so I decided to sit with him and give him a chance. He gave me a handful of cards and told me to do this, that, and the other, all without really explaining what was happening. "Okay now do this, and then I'll do this, now do this, see that was stupid because then I can do this..." When he beat me, he remarked on how easy it was.

So I proceeded to bash his head against a paver. Some people deserve to get bullied.

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So this one time I was walking through this grocery store right, I headed into the cheese isle and tried to find that perfect cheese. You know.. Something cheesy, smooth & with just the right amount of tangyness. Camembert??? Blue Holland Cheese? I dont know, but this store rep decided to come up and help me with this hard decision I had to take upon myself. It's hard already for me to choose a cheese, I am simple man, I like cheese but I don't know the difference between a $500 cheese or a $10 cheese.

Sometimes you just gotta add some cheese in your life, you know like they say - I think his name was Steven Hawking or something I think he won the Olymics one time. When life gives you cheese, you gotta grab the cheese by its balls.

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