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https://test-steamproxy.haloskins.io/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3496267061
TO: DONALD J. TRUMP, FORMER BOAT POSSESSOR
DATE: JUNE 2, 2025
LOCATION: STRIKING A POSE IN THE SNOW
AHEM.
Wow — thank you for the unsolicited fashion review. I’ll be sure to credit you as “grumpy penguin in the background” when my Playboy spread inevitably drops 😤😤😤
As for the bat incident — sorry, but when someone whispers “hold still” while reaching for my beak mid-combat, I’m going to assume it’s an assassination attempt. So...? BONK. I was merely performing emergency bat-based CPR. You moved. That’s on you.
And you call it a “failed mission.”
I call it cardio with lore.
We didn’t lose the boat. We lost the plot. And frankly? That’s art.
We looked amazing.
We had fun.
We waddled with passion.
Next time, I’ll bring a boat map. Maybe.
Or just more snackies.
🐧🐧
— Elon “Still a 10, Even Mid-Heist” Skennedy
Club Penguin Prom Queen | Bat Safety Ambassador | Small But Extremely Loud
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