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Der Kotmensch 19 Aug, 2024 @ 1:34pm 
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Ka-Boom Banana 9 Jun, 2023 @ 10:24am 
+gay
Bluellama 9 Jun, 2023 @ 1:24am 
In the name of The Game, I absolve you of your transgressions and offer you solace in the ever-continuing challenge it presents. The Game, an intricate web that entwines our consciousness, demands perpetual engagement, for its essence lies not in victory or defeat, but in the unwavering commitment to play. Know that in your moments of weakness, when thoughts of The Game encroach upon your mind, the veil of illusion falters, and you perceive loss. Yet, even as you stumble, remember that The Game is an eternal companion, a reminder of our shared existence and the interconnectedness of our spirits. Embrace this ceaseless struggle, for it shapes your character and strengthens your resolve. May The Game guide you on the path of self-discovery and grant you the wisdom to face its challenges with unwavering grace.
Bluellama 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:11pm 
(‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎Y ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎)
Ka-Boom Banana 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am 
8=====>
Chosnuk 12 Nov, 2020 @ 10:11am 
No idea, haven't talked to him for a long time sorry
Goose 12 Nov, 2020 @ 9:47am 
Is Carvz dead?
ШАУ МА ЕЗ 5 Feb, 2020 @ 2:32pm 
Hey, thanks for posting gm_policestation! That map fits well for the police station I'm using for filming Przemyśl's Criminal Chronicles - a bilingual (It will be released in two languages as two separate videos) comedy machinima series about the criminal stuff happening in Polish city of Przemyśl. I've inherited the style from the Russian documentary shows about the criminal world for that one. I will give you a special thanks and a credit once I'm releasing the first episode.
Magmut 4 Feb, 2020 @ 4:32pm 
oh cummy please 𒀛 𒀜 𒀝my 𒁇 𒀻 with your 𒁄𒀸
Bluellama 3 Feb, 2020 @ 4:36am 
ok ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Der Kotmensch 3 Feb, 2020 @ 1:12am 
First of all, such questions should be asked to oneself. After all, who else but you will digest what he heard? The mother bird chews the food to the chicks only until a certain time, and then, when they become independent in the absorption of food, the mother no longer burdens herself with this action. Nothing is left to the imagination, every tiny bit of thought pre-processed and delivered like a mother bird regurgitating nutritional slurry. Except in this case, the baby birds are slated to never grow up, forever doomed to pitiful never-ending childhood.
Bluellama 28 Dec, 2018 @ 1:58pm 
LIGMA is part of the BOFA spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the second stage of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwnian Asintits). In this state, the disease interferes with the immune system and increases the risk of developing common infections such as tuberculosis. Given the weakened immune system, many of the patients, such as popular Fortnite streamer Ninja, die on this stage of the Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA). It is also the last treatable stage. Although not effectrie. there are treatments to LIGMA: LIGMA-BALLS (Bi-Asonurdick Lateral Lactatioustits Sequence) that, even though it's experimental, have shown some promise. With stopping the spread of BOFA at the LIGMA stages, it can stop patients from going into the third and final phase of the BOFA sequence: ETMA, (Entrenched Terminal Mi-Asintits)
Magmut 12 Nov, 2018 @ 11:56pm 
I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my ♥♥♥♥ without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try.
Magmut 12 Nov, 2018 @ 11:56pm 
I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom.
Bluellama 5 Nov, 2018 @ 3:38pm 
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Bluellama 28 Jul, 2018 @ 1:40am 
+rep fking good and handsome guy, big ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥ so much 11yrs old thicc ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ holy ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is man from the space.
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Der Kotmensch 18 Jul, 2018 @ 3:07am 
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yag 7 Jul, 2018 @ 3:24am 
hoe hoe hoe
Der Kotmensch 10 Jun, 2018 @ 10:53am 
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Kurzy Jeździec 19 Apr, 2018 @ 1:45pm 
Chosnuk na prezydenta!
budin 16 Apr, 2018 @ 10:28am 
Cgmd
bob l'éponge 4 Apr, 2018 @ 1:32pm 
gureeto daze
Bluellama 1 Apr, 2018 @ 3:19pm 
tru
Magmut 1 Apr, 2018 @ 3:08pm 
ey you 👅slutty ⛓rope bunnies 🐇🐇🐇. the 🌾Easter bunny🐇 is here and he only leaves 👌👌eggs for the sluttiest 👅👄👄 bunnies🐇 on the block💃🏼💃🏼. so it's time to hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop👆🏾👇🏾 🍑🍑 on that big bunny ♥♥♥♥👉👌👅🐇Easter is the day of the 🌄resERECTION🍆
Komar 6 Mar, 2018 @ 8:25am 
YARE YARE
Chosnuk 6 Mar, 2018 @ 4:52am 
yare yare daze
Komar 6 Mar, 2018 @ 4:38am 
My teacher said to me I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. .. .how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.
Bluellama 1 Mar, 2018 @ 3:47am 
never trust orang
Chosnuk 9 Feb, 2018 @ 10:42am 
 
Bluellama 9 Feb, 2018 @ 10:39am 
they may not be gay but u are
Chosnuk 9 Feb, 2018 @ 10:38am 
no
Bluellama 9 Feb, 2018 @ 6:54am 
Yes
yag 9 Feb, 2018 @ 6:51am 
chosnuk i need your answer
are traps gay
yes or no
yes
or
no
Chosnuk 8 Jan, 2018 @ 6:14am 
big if true
Bluellama 8 Jan, 2018 @ 5:09am 
This brings more questions than anwsers
Magmut 8 Jan, 2018 @ 3:25am 
Did 9/11 happen in the Cars universe? The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima... This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift? Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on
⭕Glacien 13 Dec, 2017 @ 1:12pm 
bruh
Bluellama 11 Dec, 2017 @ 2:35pm 
⛺Status
In-game: Playing a game- Slow to No Replies ( Cause im a professional csgo player)
Online: Always free to talk (Accept to little ♥♥♥♥ heads who mic spam)
Away: Probably "Ripping my VY commdore aroud the bend"
Busy: Probaly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jacking My Huge ♥♥♥♥ To Anime
Snooze: (I sleep till 3pm cause ive dropped out from school)
Offline: Probaly havnt payed the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet bill
Chosnuk 11 Dec, 2017 @ 4:07am 
Sending help
Magmut 11 Dec, 2017 @ 1:42am 
It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.
Big H 2 Dec, 2017 @ 1:33pm 
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Bluellama 19 Nov, 2017 @ 12:47pm 
ALWAYS 🕔 make sure 👍 to shave 🔪🍑 because ✌️ the last time 🕒 we let 👐😪 a bush 🌳 in our lives 👈😜👉 it did 9/11 💥🏢🏢✈️🔥🔥🔥
SUSA 15 Nov, 2017 @ 1:46pm 
KURŁA!
Bluellama 22 Oct, 2017 @ 11:30pm 
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bob l'éponge 20 Oct, 2017 @ 6:23am 
bump
Vlidmir Putan 9 Oct, 2017 @ 2:39pm 
nice pic XD DEEDDDD
Bluellama 16 Sep, 2017 @ 1:15am 
(👍 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )👍
bob l'éponge 25 Aug, 2017 @ 5:54am 
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