Chronosock
Blake   Oregon, United States
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10:02 AM - NeonλSprawl: What is lunch for you?
10:02 AM - Chronosock: i have water, tater tots
10:02 AM - Chronosock: and
10:03 AM - Chronosock: a turkey, cream cheese, lettuse, tomato, and cranberry sandwich
10:03 AM - Chronosock: on a bagel
10:03 AM - NeonλSprawl: What are tater tots?
10:03 AM - NeonλSprawl: And nice
10:04 AM - Chronosock: >what are tater tots
10:04 AM - Chronosock: WHAT KIND OF COUNTRY DO YOU LIVE IN
10:04 AM - NeonλSprawl: ONE WHERE MILK COMES IN BAGS

5:21 PM - NeonλSprawl: I use IE
5:21 PM - Chronosock: jesus christ how horrifying

3:07 PM - NeonλSprawl: I now have a snake fetish

3:13 PM - NeonλSprawl: ♥♥♥♥, I don't like olives
3:13 PM - NeonλSprawl: Does this make me a sperg?
3:13 PM - NeonλSprawl: Like, I'm fine with them being cooked in a pasta or something, just I normally pick 'em out as I eat
3:13 PM - Chronosock: did you try olive them? :^)
3:13 PM - NeonλSprawl: ...
3:13 PM - NeonλSprawl: Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself
3:14 PM - Chronosock: :dip:
3:13 PM - NeonλSprawl: NO
3:14 PM - NeonλSprawl: THIS IS WHY I BEAT MIKIDY

2:18 PM - NeonλSprawl: You know
2:18 PM - NeonλSprawl: I'm kinda shocked you don't play SS13
2:18 PM - Chronosock: never really got into it
2:18 PM - NeonλSprawl: Which I just find funny
2:18 PM - NeonλSprawl: Or well, not quite funny
2:19 PM - Chronosock: like... clown funny
2:19 PM - NeonλSprawl: Just one of those games that on paper I would figure would be something you'd play a lot of
2:19 PM - NeonλSprawl: God
2:19 PM - NeonλSprawl: Damn
2:19 PM - NeonλSprawl: it
2:19 PM - NeonλSprawl: Chrono
2:19 PM - NeonλSprawl: :conwaypunch:
2:19 PM - Chronosock: *honk*
2:19 PM - NeonλSprawl: :conwaypunch:

9:50 PM - Hazy: If Belgium didn't want to be conquered by Napoleon, why didn't they just put their country up on a really high cabinet so that he couldn't reach?
9:51 PM - Chronosock: because they waffled on which shelf to put it on
9:51 PM - Hazy: I shouldn't be laughing at this
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Mikidy 29 Dec, 2018 @ 9:10pm 
Sometimes you just don't want to deal with the emotional baggage and social interaction that comes with phucking a real live human being, which is why, on those lonely nights when my loins drip my womanly nectar in anticipation of a vigorous phallic demolition but my mind reels at the thought of the ghastly social interaction required to solicit a real mate, I make my way down to my dimly lit basement and straddle between my legs the crusty desiccated penis of my long departed brother's mummified corpse.

I love the feeling of my wet young bussy rubbing on his cruddy textured necro love rod, and soon I find myself in such a sexual frenzy i begin crying

By this point, my loins are burning in lust and must have their boning, so I usually grab my dead brother's dried out femur and begin to dildo myself to completion as I hover over the corpse on all fours, spraying it with the merciful squirt of my climax as I quiver in pleasure and lick the ♥♥♥♥♥ juice and corpse dust off my finger.
Experience BIJ 16 Sep, 2018 @ 6:26am 
My Nazi fetish makes my boyfriend uncomfortable. I NEED ADVICE. You appear to be experienced in these matters, so I'll give this a try. My boyfriend told me that he finds my Irma Grese/Ilse Koch-style Third Reich dominatrix costumes to be disturbing; he seems reluctant to participate in Lebensborn roleplaying and even Auschwitz guard/ male prisoner roleplaying. Anytime the Anchluss is brought up he gets awkwardly quiet. He also suggested gently that I take down the Hitler Youth propaganda posters that are currently hanging over my bed. Is Nazism a 'turnoff'? How can I make him like this?
Mikidy 15 Sep, 2018 @ 11:28am 
My Nazi fetish makes my boyfriend uncomfortable. I NEED ADVICE. You appear to be experienced in these matters, so I'll give this a try. My boyfriend told me that he finds my Irma Grese/Ilse Koch-style Third Reich dominatrix costumes to be disturbing; he seems reluctant to participate in Lebensborn roleplaying and even Auschwitz guard/ male prisoner roleplaying. Anytime the Anchluss is brought up he gets awkwardly quiet. He also suggested gently that I take down the Hitler Youth propaganda posters that are currently hanging over my bed. Is Nazism a 'turnoff'? How can I make him like this?
The Helicopter Guy 4 May, 2018 @ 11:50am 
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The Helicopter Guy 16 Jul, 2017 @ 11:56pm 
Hey I heard you had a youtube channel thats really popular, honestly i didnt know that when i added you, your also a girl! Double Nice! hehe rawr. Anyways its cool that your a real girl gamer and all..... we should like hang out irl for realsies and play some games together :). I noticed you play a lot of anime games rofl :D. I really spend most my time playing those haha. it was really nice to know someone that looks as pretty as you :^). so wanna hang out later?
Experience BIJ 13 Feb, 2017 @ 5:49am 
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