Recent reviews by Black General

I don't understand this game, how can I not do the first quest because the whole town hates me if they're all dead?

Unless they return the game and its gun renting model to how it was 10 months ago I will not consider this a good game.

The best apart about this game is playing it with no headphones at max volume during 7th period study hall.

This is a review and story about my time in Altas Life, one of the many gamemodes that Arma 3 has to offer.
For anyone who doesn't know Altis Life is a real life simulation mode in Arma 3 with civilians, cops, rebels, gangs, and more.
Now let's begin.
>Be me
>Playing Terraria because of the new update.
>Get skype called by my friends, asking me to help them join them in mining and selling uranium illegaly.
>Sounds fun as ♥♥♥♥.
>Close Terraria and open Arma 3
>Join the Altis Life server we usualy play on
>Spawn in Zaros
>I have full rebel gear from the last time that I was on
>Had to sneak around to avoid cops but it was night time so it was pretty easy
>Go to a car dealership and buy a offroad and speed off to the uranium mine
>When I get there, my two friends are there storing uranium into what appears to be a semi and a van.
>The also loaded my truck up as well.
>We stock up on repair kits and drive off to the uranium refinery.
>Refine all the uranium and then head off to where we need to sell it.
>We finally get there
>My friend is in the building selling all the uranium.
>We ended up with a total of 1.5million dollars that we needed to take to an ATM asap.
>The at the topleft corner of my screen i see a message saying "YOU ARE SURROUNDED, DROP YOUR WEAPONS AND GET DOWN ON THE GROUND OR WE WILL SHOOT"
>Battlemode engaged
>Look to see who we were dealing with
>It's the largest gang in the server with 11 players on with full military grade gear and two military helicopter
>All we have at the time was 3 people with bulletproof gear but ♥♥♥♥♥♥ civilian weapons.
>A firefight ensues and we end up taken out four of their guys but we all end up dying.
>mfw that whole thing start from finish took about 2 hours of time
>mfw we lost a potential of 1.5 million dollars.
>mfw It was all worth it because Arma 3 is fun as ♥♥♥♥.
Seriously, if you want to have a great time with friends(Arma 3 is a game that I would recommend to have atleast 3 people with.) Buy Arma 3 when it goes on sale. But make sure to buy the DLC because most servers use it and you can't join unless you have it.
10/10 seriously one of the best games I have every played (if you're poor you can just get arma 2 and operation arrowhead and get a taste of the arma series before you spend $30 during a sale for a game you may not end up liking.)

Spent all my ingame gold on the brokerage (auction house) on a swimsuit, and consumables that made my character have big tits and thighs. Money well spent.

This game is worse then hitler

With all the Nazi shooting this is one of my favorite games ever
I would give it a
Nein/10

Got on the top of a skyscraper and shot my self in the head and then watched my body fall in slow motion as dear sister played in the backround
10/10
would suicide again

Stupid potato give me nightmare
best horror game ever
very spooky
9/10

I beat my wife while abusing the immortality glitch and got my one handed skill to 100
10/10 would beat wife again