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I wish i could join Dissecting clan T_T

"NeVeR Q AgAiN" take a shower bro

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gay ass ♥♥♥♥♥ on the finals

hey ?

My penis had been removed. It's official, I transitioned from male to alpha male. It had been 6 hours since the start of the surgery. I could've been farming.

With a bit of grit, grunting, and vaseline, I managed to remove the entire Xbox 360 Black Edition and matching 245 watt power supply from my anal cavity. My Morbid obesity and dark brown skin helped to hide the console from the doctors who were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with my fiddle.

I turned it on and booted up destiny. "♥♥♥♥ these PC farmers, they're all ♥♥♥♥. you're all so ♥♥♥♥."
I slipped into AzzaMazza15's fireteam and got ready to load into DSC.

1 minute and 40 seconds of timeloss later, I was in the patrol zone summoning my sparrow.
Microsoft had the brains back in 2006 to limit their consoles to 30fps, perfect for slipstreaming.

corny

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You guys actually want so much attention from me like do you have something better to do. Like taking showers or going outside. I know you couldn't relate to that because you've never done any of those things because all you do is play destiny 2 all day and not doing anything productive. So please stop wasting your time on me, I know you're my fan and it's ok but please leave me alone and do something once in you're life, thanks.

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go outside

how can you emote spam and bag and still lose bruh... wildin.

we love mitchell

cool guy also good at raiding lol

Like deadass I don’t care it took you the whole weekend to get an 19m 16 cos like it doesn’t affect me bro. If you think you can judge individuals skill level at ♥♥♥♥♥♥ raiding bro you got a sad twisted mindset. I stop caring about actual speed runs when lil ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you and can started playing like deadass the ego you have is so fragile when someone tells you to stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ golden gun you just have a little sook. It’s crazy how your spot in masters will be replaced in 6 months Just grow up

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-Rep After a good game in destiny 2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great d2 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a d2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard c0ck push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

i...love...leannnnnn

I started questioning who I was a couple years ago. When I looked down, something just didn't feel right. I wasn't confident in my body or who I was and I didn't feel like I belonged.

Having been raised in a single parent household by my mother for several years, without a respectable male role model, it's pretty clear how I got to where I am.

Luckily, my neighbor is a plastic surgeon and understood my troubles. He recommended that I seek consult for a gender change.

The doctor asked me what I wanted him to do with my genitals. I responded, in the voice of the warden's servitor from prison of elders, "dismantle mines, yes?"

Our eyes locked, I think he understood what had to be done.

After the surgery, I woke up alone. The hospital felt cold. My nips were icy cold. Suddenly remembering what I had done, I ripped my hospital gown away to reveal my new genitals.

My penis had been removed. It's official, I transitioned from male to alpha male. It had been 6 hours since the start of the surgery. I could've been farming.

With a bit of grit, grunting, and vaseline, I managed to remove the entire Xbox 360 Black Edition and matching 245 watt power supply from my anal cavity. My Morbid obesity and dark brown skin helped to hide the console from the doctors who were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with my fiddle.

I turned it on and booted up destiny. "♥♥♥♥ these PC farmers, they're all ♥♥♥♥. you're all so ♥♥♥♥."
I slipped into AzzaMazza15's fireteam and got ready to load into DSC.

1 minute and 40 seconds of timeloss later, I was in the patrol zone summoning my sparrow.
Microsoft had the brains back in 2006 to limit their consoles to 30fps, perfect for slipstreaming.

Without a sweat, I easily hit 1-7 and made my way into caves. I hit the load zone and took a quick bathroom break, much like my room at home they had installed a toilet under me to prevent any timeloss.

In the next room I could hear the doctor cackling, telling the nurse "you must've overcooked it" after delivering an african american child.

We reached security in 4:36 (on pace for the console API record). I quickly equipped my bastion and unplugged the wifi adapter from the back of my console.

I ran down into the basement and plugged the adapter back in. Unfortunately I was lag switching for too long and fell through the floor. My whole screen went black.

Angered, I called up president barack obama on my 2004 motorola flip phone and demanded that he drone strike another elementary school in the middle east for harboring jihadis.

No amount of mcnuggets and crappy mustard could reduce my anger.

I woke up to this "man" digging around in my loadzone. Understandably, I mistook this boy's long hair and narrow shoulders for those of eramis as I only viewed him from behind.

I slowly crept up to him and pulled down his dunemarchers, quickly slipping my truth inside him.

"sub 15?"
I erotically whispered into his ear.
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ double diamond idiot.." muttered icy.

I started rushing through his cave. Desperate to hit his CP and venture into his deep stone crypt.
My hands were so sweaty I could barely even hold my controller.

I was met with a "not so fast," but I didn't care. I could feel myself getting closer.

"You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ n,igger idiot. Stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ r,etards. all of you." Icy screamed through his mic.

I didn't care. I was so close. I switched on my limiter and started dunking my motes in him.

I woke up to this "man" digging around in my loadzone. Understandably, I mistook this boy's long hair and narrow shoulders for those of eramis as I only viewed him from behind.

I slowly crept up to him and pulled down his dunemarchers, quickly slipping my truth inside him.

"sub 15?"
I erotically whispered into his ear.
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ double diamond idiot.." muttered icy.

I started rushing through his cave. Desperate to hit his CP and venture into his deep stone crypt.
My hands were so sweaty I could barely even hold my controller.

I was met with a "not so fast," but I didn't care. I could feel myself getting closer.

"You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ n,igger idiot. Stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ r,etards. all of you." Icy screamed through his mic.

I didn't care. I was so close. I switched on my limiter and started dunking my motes in him.

I woke up to this "man" digging around in my loadzone. Understandably, I mistook this boy's long hair and narrow shoulders for those of eramis as I only viewed him from behind.

I slowly crept up to him and pulled down his dunemarchers, quickly slipping my truth inside him.

"sub 15?"
I erotically whispered into his ear.
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ double diamond idiot.." muttered icy.

I started rushing through his cave. Desperate to hit his CP and venture into his deep stone crypt.
My hands were so sweaty I could barely even hold my controller.

I was met with a "not so fast," but I didn't care. I could feel myself getting closer.

"You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ n,igger idiot. Stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ r,etards. all of you." Icy screamed through his mic.

I didn't care. I was so close. I switched on my limiter and started dunking my motes in him.

"I know biology, I watch Joe Rogan" he muttered as I filled his ship with my pulsating nukes.

I netted in him for so long before disconnecting.

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KWTD (Definition = benötigt keine Erklärung oder Erinnerung oder Auffrischung einer Schlachtzugsmechanik)
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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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what are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay?

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