I am now declaring myself the self-proclaimed Breadstick Queen and will attack other Bread Kingdoms if I feel threatened. If you are a Bread Kingy-Queeny and want to fite me be sure to contact Olive Garden to set up a match. We shall duel to the dead-dead and partake in the art of Crouton Warfare.
I'll have you know I am well versed in salad dressing and dressing salads, the sexiest art form taking the streets in storm. But these salads aren't just dressed to impress, they are laced with balsamic vinegar and my own sassy determination.
*You reach for a breadstick, but I smack it away*
"These breadsticks are only for my Breadstick Warriors. You must choose a side as the Bread-Wars are only just beginning. Declare your allegiance to me, and reap the rewards of never-ending breadsticks and honor, or run home to your respective Bread related Kingdom - and so, the start of the Bread-Wars shall begin."