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cyanoodle 23 Feb @ 12:19am 
Not gonna be active on Steam tonight. I'm meeting a femboy (a real one, wouldn't expect you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the femboy ,ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the femboy (again I don't expect you to understand) she/hes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Steam gamers (because ill be meeting a femboy, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting femboys and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
cyanoodle 2 Sep, 2024 @ 5:45am 
Don't forget that tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where Mark Zuckerberg can sneak into your kitchen at night and eat whatever he wants from your refrigerator.

To stop him from doing that, copy and paste this message on your Facebook feed:

"I do not authorize Mark Zuckerberg to sneak into my house and eat anything in my refrigerator. With this statement, I notify Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg to leave my milk, eggs, butter, cheese, veggies, sandwich meats, pickles, and leftover pizza alone."

After you copy and paste this message, the light in your refrigerator will blink three times, and then turn blue 🔵. You’re good to go. Mark won't be able to eat your food.
cyanoodle 27 Aug, 2024 @ 3:41am 
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cyanoodle 20 May, 2024 @ 12:14am 
your mom sent me this
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Doggeh am me name! 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11pm 
That guy below me definitely ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a dude
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cyanoodle 6 Sep, 2023 @ 11:31pm 
Hello guys today I just had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her ♥♥♥♥♥(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).
Doggeh am me name! 28 Jul, 2023 @ 6:44pm 
-rep. Black
Teddy BROosevelt 28 Jul, 2023 @ 5:02pm 
+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills
Doggeh am me name! 21 Jul, 2023 @ 11:23am 
What's up my Chigger?
cyanoodle 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:48pm 
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cyanoodle 18 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm 
Gimme gimme chicken tendies, be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, to find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats.
cyanoodle 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:25pm 
Did you know that in 2004, the fast food chain "Sonic" broke Rule 34 of the Secure Inflation Act by printing their own money to cut costs in the company, which was a factor that lead to the 2008-2009 Recession and the downfall of the market. Look up "Sonic Rule 34 Inflation" for more info
Saint 23 Feb, 2023 @ 6:03am 
average risk of rain enjoyer
Doggeh am me name! 30 Jul, 2021 @ 8:22pm 
woah it makes me say hearts! thats so cool!
Doggeh am me name! 30 Jul, 2021 @ 8:22pm 
Sugoma ♥♥♥
Teddy BROosevelt 30 Jul, 2021 @ 8:21pm 
Whatever you do, DO NOT say "kid amogus" backwards!
HotSauceRazor 19 Feb, 2021 @ 11:39am 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Syr_Ermac 15 Jan, 2021 @ 7:48pm 
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cyanoodle 5 Nov, 2020 @ 3:46am 
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷRATS RATS WE ARE THE RATS WE PRAY AT NIGHT WE STALK AT NIGHT WE ARE THE RATS
Doggeh am me name! 20 May, 2020 @ 9:37am 
hayl hidra
cyanoodle 2 Apr, 2020 @ 10:30pm 
Hail Hydra
76561198453200423 11 May, 2019 @ 6:38pm 
Geez :steamfacepalm:
Teddy BROosevelt 27 Apr, 2019 @ 12:30pm 
Hail Hydra
Andguy345 13 Jan, 2019 @ 9:58am 
the ♥♥♥♥♥ are the ♥♥♥♥♥
Teddy BROosevelt 11 Nov, 2018 @ 4:26pm 
Trouble him so, you must why?
Doggeh am me name! 11 Nov, 2018 @ 6:44am 
why must you trouble me so?
cyanoodle 11 Nov, 2018 @ 6:32am 
Do u watch anymay?
cyanoodle 25 Jul, 2018 @ 4:11pm 
Howard The Alien Vs Dame Tu Cosita
cyanoodle 26 May, 2018 @ 6:04pm 
Thank You Kenaki Fox, very cool!
Teddy BROosevelt 27 Apr, 2018 @ 1:56am 
Thank You Kenaki Fox, very cool!
Teddy BROosevelt 30 Mar, 2018 @ 11:18pm 
This man steams a good ham
cyanoodle 25 Mar, 2018 @ 4:33pm 
God I wish Winston was real. I want him to sit on my face with his furry ass. I want him to yell "THE POWER OF SCIENCE" as he thrusts into me. I want him to spam "OH YEAH" when we're finished. God if Blizzard made life-sized cutouts of Winston I would buy them all for myself and keep them in my basement for my pleasure. God I wish Winston was real.
cyanoodle 24 Feb, 2018 @ 6:32am 
"Watch your wallets hide your phones and tie your shoes tight you're for a bumpy ride to the boulevard"
Teddy BROosevelt 25 Dec, 2017 @ 9:51am 
LGBT
L- lemme
G- get uhhhh
B- boneless piizza wit a
T- two liter coke
Doggeh am me name! 20 Dec, 2017 @ 1:54pm 
this is exactly why I prefer to be a priest class.
cyanoodle 20 Dec, 2017 @ 1:53pm 
It's honestly sad how you think you can advance your sad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ career over a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wizard game. Know that your subhuman bloodline automatically condemns you to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ status. Sharpen a kitchen knife and twist the blade into your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mother's rectum, brutally and quickly removing it from her bloodied pit, and slowly make brutal incisions into your mother's stomach. Brutally rip out her dirty intestines and crush it, watching the undigested, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ food spilling out of the tube. Brutally murder each and every single person in your family and gouge out their eyeballs, spilling them over your kitchen floor and jumping on it, watching the matter spill everywhere.
Doggeh am me name! 20 Dec, 2017 @ 1:51pm 
Ok Teddy, Ok
Teddy BROosevelt 20 Dec, 2017 @ 1:50pm 
Ur stupid for going out this late. We don't live in a safe area at all. I would know. I used to run these streets at night. I've seen ♥♥♥♥ u would only see on the internet bud. You don't wanna know what I've been through. You're gonna walk out the door at three am one day and not come back
76561198453200423 13 Dec, 2017 @ 5:55pm 
Uh Hey Doggeh
cyanoodle 29 Oct, 2017 @ 11:14am 
So it was a normal day ya know just tryna get my pugs in but i was horny as a mugggg so i hit this ♥♥♥♥♥ up like whats good and then send her a snap of my waist down to show off the gucci ya heard and then she was like im on my way so i was like bet eskeditt and then my team gets mad because i was afk for like 2 mins to let this bih inside and then this bih was askin questions about the game and was gettin hella annoyin so i just make her get under the desk and she suck me off the entire ct side ya already know i was just holdin ct on mirage playin that passive ass angle and then its last round 15-14 and im in a 1v1 we have 14 btw and im like oh ♥♥♥♥ gotta focus up and then i hit the shot and get so hyped i forgot this ♥♥♥ dumpster was under the desk and i damn near knock her out from gettin hype so is said sorry by plowin her wholelottagangshit
cyanoodle 7 Oct, 2017 @ 3:21pm 
what if traps werent really traps and its all just a ruse so the japanese can have an excuse to call westerners gay?
Doggeh am me name! 21 Aug, 2017 @ 5:50pm 
they bi
cyanoodle 20 Aug, 2017 @ 7:18pm 
Are traps gay?
cyanoodle 11 Aug, 2017 @ 4:03pm 
xxFoxyTrumpxx: notices ur nuke OwO what's this?
kimjongdong: glomps guam how do u like it?
xxFoxyTrumpxx: uwu it's so big!!! XD want 2 see my nuke...s?
kimjongdong: yes bb! i want to see ur nukes hugs you and wags tail
xxFoxyTrumpxx: arms nuke r u ready? nuzzles ur pyongyang
kimjongdong: OwO yis! pants, begs for nukes
cyanoodle 5 Aug, 2017 @ 2:43pm 
+REP WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!! we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥ GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)
Teddy BROosevelt 26 Jul, 2017 @ 9:30am 
Wee 🚔woo 🚔wee 🚔woo🚔 Halt Pleb , this is the meme police 👮👮👮👮👮 you are under arrest😫😫 , for staying out past 🕐🕑🕒🕒🕓 authentic African 👦🏿 American hours . Don't not resist ✋✋✋✋✋
Teddy BROosevelt 1 Jul, 2017 @ 12:15am 
SWEAR TO YEEEZY
YOU AIN'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥ AROUND
ON MY IPHONE 5 BATTERY
cyanoodle 19 Jun, 2017 @ 6:04pm 
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Doggeh am me name! 24 May, 2017 @ 7:40am 
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, "Big Hoss." Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
Teddy BROosevelt 24 May, 2017 @ 7:17am 
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY PAWN SHOP!?