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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
15.2 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Its super repetitive BUT i don't mind that. I like building different cars and mashing car parts that don't belong on certain cars and make weird contraptions TRACKER TIRES ON A MUSTANG? YES PLEASE! DIESEL ENGINE IN A HATCH BACK? YES PLEASE! its really silly. I haven't even played with friends yet, I can imagine it being even funnier with friends. The random landmines scared me the first time it happened. It looked like a candle and BOOOM I got shocked, legit jumped.

Highly recommend if you need something to kill time and you don't mind the repetitiveness, I can't wait to see what they add to the game. I hope they add more reasons for the car to not work, like spark plugs and transmissions and make us do an oil change after a certain amount of KM. More mechanical work would be nice to make the car run. I don't know anything about cars and figuring out what to do in order to get the car started besides just put gas and oil in it was fun.
Posted 16 April.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
8.0 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I forgot how to make a Krabby Patty. Patty, bottom bun, lettuce, ketchup, mayo, top bun?... FU♥K
Posted 26 January.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
This game is hot @ss and not in the good way.
Posted 3 December, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Compiling shaders simulator.. Spent 45 mins waiting for shaders all to finally get in and change my settings the way I want. Then the game said "Some settings wont change until you restart" so I restart the game thinking "Oh it already compiled the shaders it wont do it again" and sure enough, load the game back up and I'm compiling shaders once again. I'm not about to spend my 2 hour trial playing this game in the compiling shaders area just for me to not enjoy the game. F**k this sh*t
Posted 20 November, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
23.2 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
BAD BOYS WHATCHA GONNA DO?!
Posted 7 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
2.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Boring just another survival game, feels like Conan
Posted 28 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I'd much rather drink cold hot dog water that was inside my dead dogs stomach for a month while it was decaying. Absolutely Not.
Posted 18 July, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Game is nothing like I imagined at all. Kinda trash not gonna lie. There are plenty of games with this same concept already. Get an original idea please.
Posted 5 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.7 hrs on record (19.5 hrs at review time)
I was honored to be selected to beta test this game. Back in 2020 I wasn't able to figure out how to get the timing and speed down properly. I never gave up though, I kept trying here and there whenever the urge to play this game struck me. Never uninstalled it. Now 4 years later, I'm finally getting to the point where I have almost beaten the game. The combat is extremely fast, the timing is something you'll need to do a few times to understand. The enemies are very unique in my opinion which add an even harder aspect to the game while trying to navigate the surroundings. There will be times you want to give it a break cause you've done the same level over and over. Take a break, come back and kill it. It is a very enjoyable game. I can't wait to play the second one after I beat this one. The story is also very good.

~Also, you will see my username in the credits :D Encryptedexe ♥
Posted 19 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game runs like ♥♥♥♥. Let them figure out how to optimize it first.
Posted 16 March, 2023.
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