-rep After a good game in dota 2 i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Baldur's Gate 3 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a dota 2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I pushed him and then gave him the 2 bop combo. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I caught my wife having an affair with my dad 2 weeks ago. They both know I know. I haven't said anything to either one of them, or anyone else. I want to be mad, but I don't know if there's enough life left in me to care about anything anymore. Plus my wife seems happy now, I guess that's something I couldn't give her. I was born with a micropenis, I can't help that it's just the way I was born. I thought I more than made up for that with my finger skills. Guess you can't make everyone happy, you know how that saying goes.
Forrest gump lied. Life isn't a box of chocolates, it's a box of dildo's.

im over here stroking my ♥♥♥♥, i got lotion on my ♥♥♥♥, im over here stroking my ♥♥♥♥, im horny as ♥♥♥♥ man. im a freak man

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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