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My Wallet Weeps Tears of Joy (and Slightly Less Gold)

Alright, folks, let's be honest. Did I *need* another cosmetic pet that vaguely resembles a sentient dust bunny? Probably not. Could I have lived without a slightly shinier character portrait that my friends will only notice if they squint and the stars align? Almost certainly.

But did the little voice in my head whisper, "They made a good game. They deserve my digital trinket money"? Absolutely. And who am I to argue with a voice that sounds suspiciously like my inner hoarder, but with a noble cause?

So, here I am, the proud owner of the "Woven Legend Supporter Pack." My character now has a slightly more impressive digital aura, and somewhere, deep in the Eleventh Hour Games headquarters, a developer might be able to afford an extra-fancy instant ramen for lunch. You're welcome, person who coded the awesome skill tree!

Pros:
  • My conscience is slightly less burdened.
  • My digital wardrobe has expanded in ways I didn't know were possible.
  • I'm pretty sure my character now exudes an aura of "I support indie developers." (Untested in actual gameplay).
  • If the game gets even better, I can take partial credit.

Cons:
  • My real-life wallet is now slightly lighter.
  • I might have to explain to my significant other why I spent money on a "glowing backpack."
  • The dust bunny pet might judge my questionable gameplay decisions.

Overall:

If you're like me and your love for Last Epoch transcends mere gameplay satisfaction, then go for it! Think of it as a virtual high-five to the devs. Plus, who knows? Maybe one day they'll name a legendary item after you. (Probably not, but a man can dream!)
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Hcup 13 Dec, 2020 @ 9:12am 
@Jippa The dude here is Denmark so he might not know "need creator review" refers to himself.

Baboon Bonaparte 13 Dec, 2020 @ 2:37am 
This ♥♥♥♥♥ left a bad review on a game coz he was retarded. 6/10 not an intellectual
nick 29 Jun, 2020 @ 3:00pm 
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Sucker-noob in "Minion Masters". If you uses a noob combination - its not a GG. You`re suck :steamfacepalm:
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Elliot Loves Critters 7 Jul, 2016 @ 1:08pm 
Dayum, 402 hours in Secret of The Magic Crystal. Hi! ^w^