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21.1 hrs on record (17.9 hrs at review time)
Its a classic. Runs probably on a potato. Play it!
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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115.1 hrs on record (48.2 hrs at review time)
To buy Borderlands 2 was a great choice. Not only is it funny as hell, but also you can play it with freakin friends, though i dont have any, nice feature. This game makes me playing it for indefinite times again. I cant imagine anybody dont liking it.
Posted 22 January, 2018.
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20.1 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
Very good game with intresting playwise. Recommended for INDIE lovers and leaders of a dicature, or for them who want to destroy that Regime.
Posted 25 July, 2017.
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78.3 hrs on record (24.5 hrs at review time)
"Hi Cave Johnson here. I present to you the Aperture Science Innovators "fat idiot testing simulator for personal computers 2" I mean Portal 2. Personally I don't think PC's stand a chance, but my investors say I have to be more revolutionary, blabbering idiots. This game is designed to show the limits of the human intelligence but also their mental strength against AI's. No don't worry Caroline, I wouldn't do that to you, why would I? Meanwhile it is also an ad for our company to show the achievements we have reached and will reach. Unbelievable our facility will survive that long. Happy testing" - Cave Johnson on release of Portal 2
Posted 25 July, 2017. Last edited 15 October, 2023.
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13.8 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
"My name is doctory Fetus PHD." A game that doenst want to be taken serious needs a review that isnt that seroius.
SMB is a very good game. The soundtrack is great (apologies to console players, the music was changed due problems between the composer and the developer). It is funny a hell and i laughed so much.
If you want to play this game be aware: You will hate it and love it till you beat it. The game want to make you cry and want to see your dead. I would rather play DOOM, Wolfenstein and every Bethedsda RPG on HIGHEST difficulty than playing SMB, but i do play SMB. WHY? I is a pain in the *** but, SMB I LOVE YOU. You are the best thing that ever happen to me, marry me, and i will play you till i die.
Posted 25 July, 2017.
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27.3 hrs on record (13.9 hrs at review time)
Cmon guys it is Half-Life. When everybody is waitng on part 3, why should this game be so bad? I can only be good
Posted 25 July, 2017.
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31.7 hrs on record (20.6 hrs at review time)
I like the idea of NS2, good music, good performance. There is nothing from my side i would complain.
Posted 25 July, 2017.
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126.9 hrs on record (37.8 hrs at review time)
Skyrim is a very good game. It might have his problems but the most is nothing you couldnt patch with mods. The soundtrack is very well done like Oblivions and Morrowinds. The Story is very well told and the character design is good to. I cant complain about the Skill tree, i heard it was ridicoulus in comparsion to Oblivion, but i find the Skyrim Skill Tree confusing and large enough, and for whom it need it, there are mods that modify the skill tree. The peformance is great, even with high resoulution DLC.
I STRONGLY RECOMMEND that Game to everybody who likes elder scrolls and Fallout
Posted 25 July, 2017.
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185.6 hrs on record (172.4 hrs at review time)
It is good but not good as the original. It might be an upgrade for people on new PCs but it's a hell for oldys. I hoped in improvements to bugs and glitches, but the most remain the same without USSEP. The rest is good as Skyrim, but it isn't more than a beauty upgrade. I have to say that i like the CK more than the old one, but the rest is not what I expected from an enhanced version. Only recommended for good pcs. I got it for free cause I had Skyrim Legendary Edition but i would never had bought SSE myself.
Posted 25 July, 2017. Last edited 11 June, 2024.
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207.2 hrs on record (44.6 hrs at review time)
Fallout New Vegas is winning with his Atmosphere of post-nuclear Nevade / Mojave in combination with the music. The DLC makes it more likely to be a good game, cause without them it feels not so good. (Recommended DLC: Gunners Arsenal, Couries Stash, Old World Blues). The story is very well written in comparsion with Fallout 3. New Vegas evolved aspects of Fallout 3 to a more shiny version.
Recommended for Fallout fans and slighty for elder scrolls fans
Posted 25 July, 2017.
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