Recent reviews by `Dave

Dead Island 2 is like a zombie apocalypse vacation gone horribly wrong—or right, depending on how much you enjoy smashing undead heads. Set in sunny California, this game takes the classic zombie-slaying formula and adds a healthy dose of humor and over-the-top action.

The best part? The sheer variety of ways you can dispatch the undead. From electrified machetes to exploding footballs, the creativity in weaponry is both hilarious and satisfying. It's like the developers said, "Let's make a game where you can turn anything into a zombie-killing machine," and boy, did they deliver. So, if you're looking for a gory good time with a side of laughs, Dead Island 2 is your ticket to zombie-slaying paradise.

One Finger Death Punch is like playing Fruit Ninja, but instead of slicing fruit, you're beating up stick figures with the grace of a kung-fu master. It's fast, it's furious, and it's ridiculously fun.

The controls are so simple, even your grandma could play it—just two buttons to unleash a flurry of punches and kicks. But don't let the simplicity fool you; this game will have you on the edge of your seat, frantically tapping away like a mad scientist.

The best part? Watching your stick figure hero take down waves of enemies with style points that would make Jackie Chan proud. It's like a ballet of violence, and you're the choreographer.

So, if you're looking for a quick adrenaline rush and a good laugh, give One Finger Death Punch a try. Just don't blame me if you end up with a sore finger from all the button-mashing!

So, I broke my leg. Bummer, right? Stuck at home, I thought I'd be bored out of my mind. But then I discovered this TCG card game simulator, and suddenly, my couch became the hottest real estate in town!

This game is like running a card shop on steroids. I'm over here, fleecing adults with my sky-high card prices, and they're loving it! I mean, who needs a conscience when you can give everyone pennies in change and still expand your shop like a boss?

Seriously, this game is more addictive than those weird cheese puffs I've been stress-eating. I can't stop playing, and honestly, I don't want to. It's the perfect distraction while I'm laid up, and it's way more fun than watching daytime TV.

So, if you're looking for a game that'll make you feel like a card-slinging tycoon, give this one a try. Just don't blame me when you can't put it down!

I built an empire. They all died. 10/10! Fudge Winter.

Better than Overwatch :D --- FYI played 2,000 hrs in OW overall --- new game is good

Goat. Hit. Repeat! Love it! The GTA of GOATS!

I hate you. I love you. My relationship with the OOTP franchise, This is the only game I can keep going back to. Enjoy and do overall altogether. No matter the bugs, patches and improvements make small effects, I think this game is on its way to greatness. Give it a bit more time to refine AI and yeah I can easily put another 1,000 hours into it.

I said in OOTP'24 that I'd NEVER buy another ootp game again. But here I am. The improvements are enough to keep me coming back.

Yes i'll be streaming. Yes I have a face for radio, and yes I'm going to be on my way to a world series eventually.

I'm sorry you paid for this. Yikes. DLC ontop of DLC? FREE!!!!! It's ok.

Zombies!!! This is no l4d2, but its better than B4B.

I'm evil! I win! I'm good! I win!

love the game and got enough chacha beats and my gf makes me dance!

DLC is very annoying too bad and NO tropico 3 storyline on missions but I guess that's ok if you are casual.