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FORTUNE'S PARTY TIPS #14
Tired of finding that other people are helping themselves to your good
liquor at BYOB parties? Take along a candle, which you insert and
light after you've opened the bottle. No one ever expects anything
drinkable to be in a bottle which has a candle stuck in its neck.
"Mind if I smoke?"
"I don't care if you burst into flames and die!"
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-rep gets queued with a hacker nice
*gets banned a few days later* lmaoooo i just found this out, get rekt nerd.