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Rip deathwing after downing a case of beer he Went out side for the first time realized he belonged in his room as he went inside he grabed a beer and headed to his bathroom (he thought he went there but nope) sat down on the toilet and started to take a ♥♥♥♥ buit his drunk ass thought he was on the toilet but nope he was in his room and took a ♥♥♥♥ on his chair wiped his ass with his mouse and went to were he tought was his room and sat down in his chair and stared at the mirror in his bathroom (which he thought was his pc) starts to poke is toothbrush as he thinks he starting his pc and sits on the toilet he passes out and wakes up a 6am goes to his room and passes back out

part Two

as he starts to wake up from his horror of a night he gets on steam and reads what I am typing (I know I’m typing this in the past which is my present and I just predicted the future I know get Mind ♥♥♥♥♥♥) he calls me on discord and says, "I like what you wrote in my comments but WTF"
(this is probably the most effort I put into typing) I will say " I know right it’s a masterpiece "








I’m joking fam