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Im literally a better rocket league player lmfao

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There isn’t anything I love more than Mayo. I bathe in it, sleep in it. I think to myself, Mayo makes me dinner all the time. I should make Mayo dinner. And I did once, I should have done it way earlier but I think it happened at the right time after all. That was 27 years ago, and we are getting ready to celebrate our 28th. Sometimes idk how I ever made it without Mayo, you know before I was born. Mayo showed me kindness and inspires me every day to be the best me that I can be. Mayo is spontaneous and incredibly ♥♥♥♥. When I get to take that label off.... oooh weee. Of course, Mayo has its limits. And I respect that. My love for Mayo knows no bounds and every day I am amazed by Mayo and all of its perfect qualities encased inside of that curvy plastic jar. This year we are trying for a little one.. gosh I hope it has my eyes ♥️

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seriously. I was just jacking it off to some ♥♥♥♥ and guess what?! I came across a video with a woman in it. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WOMAN. I inmediately knew this was the doing of those damn SJWs trying to force diversity into my entertainment. I could feel my masculinity decrease by the second so i clicked away and searched for a video with big sweaty strong men ramming their hips against each others round toned buttocks. Like every respectable man should dammit!

I just can't anymore. First they invade my films and now my ♥♥♥♥? No, i won't let them. I declare war on every SJW out there. From now on i will exclusively jack off to ♥♥♥♥ with white male protagonists, and i urge you to do the same. That will teach them.