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Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus.But as it turns out,that might be what you get.A 4channer uploaded a photo to the site anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King".Admittedly he had shoes on but,that's even worse.

Wow. I never thought I would have a PROFESSIONAL eSport Gamer on my friend's list. Thank you for accepting my friend request, if u ever need anything like a logo or some G-Fuel (that is what pro gamers drink) (or if you would rather have a glass of milk I can get you that too), let me know i will always be here for you

Wow. I never thought I would have a PROFESSIONAL eSport Gamer on my friend's list. Thank you for accepting my friend request, if u ever need anything like a logo or some G-Fuel (that is what pro gamers drink) (or if you would rather have a glass of milk I can get you that too), let me know i will always be here for you

-Rep After a good game in Fortnite, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Fortnite and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Fortnite lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 pumped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

So, I know this is a super weird thing to say. I have never said this to anyone, nor thought I would want to, and I know it's going to be ridiculous, but...um anyway.

I can't stop looking at your pictures and just looking at you makes me just hard as a rock. It's not like a sweeping surge of Disney song, it's just my eyes see you and my body just automatically locks into a mode where it's like, yes, that is just exactly what is desired, and it's just instantly rock hard and memorized. It's like you're so sexually attractive it's just this truth of reality and my entire body responds subconsciously like you're some kind of Russian code word.

Anyway, that's my super weird message. I felt compelled to say something because, frankly, I've never experienced anything like that in my life and just felt compelled to let you know that you are, in fact, just the most automatically sexy woman I've ever seen in my life.