◭DoctorPepperCollector◮
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Why Wilson is the Best Don't Starve Character and I'm Tired of Pretending He Isn't
Wilson is by far the greatest Don't Starve character, his design is impeccable, his personality suits the world around him and his wit is reminiscent of the character archetype he is. He is meant to be a "gentleman scientist" which was an early 19th century term for someone who engaged in science as a hobby and was not very good at it- Wilson is a terrible scientist but that does not stop him, he has an insatiable curiosity and it never did stop him. If that's not the absolute finest role model for perseverance I've ever seen I don't know what is.


Wilson's character design not only follows the laws of appeal as set out by aesthetic philosophy, but he also has the golden ratio and symbolism within his design. His hair is shaped into a "W" for his name, but its not overbearing rather just charming. His face is shaped like a dramatists mask, which represents how tragic the game is, as Wilson's face is in the shape of a tragedy mask, and Maxwell received a comedy mask, further entailing how wonderfully designed he is.

Wilson is also a brave soul, he does not require tricks or deviance to survive The Constant. He is used to its chaos and relish's it. The only thing more constant than the Constant's chaos is his sheer willpower to survive, he relies on nobody but himself. He is the epitome of an UBERMENSCH and Nietzsche himself would probably give the seal of approval. Wilson is not even depressed, merely he's just a phlegmatic fellow, I'm sure he'd be a good person so long as you enjoy science as well.
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RimWorld
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dappledwhisper 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:34pm 
Listening to gay porn improves my sniper aim
I have been playing sniper a lot recently and i noticed that whenever i listen to gay porn while playing my aim significantly improves and im not joking. If i listen to music there is no effect but gay porn specifically makes me go from hitting 50% of my shots to around 80 to 90%

Im straight btw so i dont get off to it, but i just happen to have around 150 gigabytes of gachi stuff on my hard drive so thats how i discovered the effect it has on my aim.

Anyone else had this happen? I want to know your thoughts.
The Hermit 29 Sep, 2024 @ 3:17pm 
Здравствуйте, я навел справки о дикой собаке, которую вы продавали за 6 с половиной рублей, и до сих пор не получил ее по почте. Это самая ужасная судьба. Я этого не потерплю и пришлю тебе подарок прямо из трущоб Чечни. Спасибо, и я испражнялся на твоем газоне. Я также разбил палатку неподалеку и попросил у людей мелочь, чтобы вернуться в Бутан. :steamthumbsup: :steamthumbsup:
The Holy Bibble 9 Jul, 2024 @ 2:45pm 
My ass is getting so fat it is becoming a problem. I can't walk right without pants on. My cheeks rub together and cause so much friction that it creates a burn mark in my cheeks. It hurts so much. Every time I try and walk around on the streets I get catcalled by both men and women. They slap my ass non stop. It hurts so much. I cant even get rid of it because its all muscle. Training doesn't help. It just makes them bigger. Slacking doesn't help. It just makes them more jiggly. I have to wear xl pants to be able to function in society. I cant go to work because my boss keeps calling me to his office for errands. It hurts so much. Even when I'm home. I cant shower. My ass is too fat to fit in the bathroom. It hurts so much.
dappledwhisper 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:31pm 
20 years ago, my wife took the kids and my entire family died .After all this, I was ready to collapse, I could do nothing but reflect on the tragedies that had struck me repeatedly. This was my life, my terrible life for 10 whole years. I could do nothing, my life was in shambles, and I couldn't bring myself to pick up the pieces. I was ready to give up hope, to jump down the deep pit of despair I once wallowed in. That was until one day. I was scrolling through steam, and then I saw it. His magnificent gaze, bright eyes and beautiful orange complexion. Garfield Kart, Furious racing. With the few dollars I had remaining, I bought it, and my life was never the same. I instantly got a job as a billionaire. My wife and kids came back, my entire family came back from the dead. I was at peace. I beg you, please buy this game, you have not truly lived until you have experienced the true wonder of Garfield Kart, Furious Racing.
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