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Recent reviews by Dryst

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1 person found this review helpful
46.6 hrs on record
This game ♥♥♥♥♥ the bed harder than i ♥♥♥♥ the twink in the bed (very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard btw)
Posted 27 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
127.0 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
Super janky honestly and pretty rough to play, but its free and fun.
Posted 10 December, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
NEVER K*LL YOURSELF!!!
Posted 31 October, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3.7 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is friggin dope man, all my friends that play this game with me usually suck penis and balls at the real game so it’s nice to play alone, and that’s both metaphorical and literal I have a lot of fruity little friends like sometimes it was even my balls and penis they suckin on
Posted 18 October, 2024.
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8 people found this review helpful
46.0 hrs on record
OOHHHH BROTHER THIS GAME STINKS!!!
Posted 27 September, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
153.6 hrs on record
HEY YOU! YEAH YOU READING THIS! I love you <3 :3

WHOA! When did a beautiful angel get here????
oh wait.... It's still you! That smile you got from reading that first line made you glow so much I thought I'd died and gone to heaven... but baby, right here right now with you might as well be heaven <3
Posted 23 August, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
392.6 hrs on record
Wow! I like this game so much! I can't recommend it enough! But everyone that plays this game ends up moving a country with a blue pink and white flag eventually, I miss em but the next time I see them they're very pretty so that's ok!
Posted 23 August, 2024.
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2 people found this review funny
265.7 hrs on record
I like to play this game with gay bottoms that I date!
Posted 23 August, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
138.1 hrs on record (124.8 hrs at review time)
I like to play this game with transgender women that I date!
Posted 23 August, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
90.7 hrs on record (84.4 hrs at review time)
This game is so hard man, every time I miss an enemy and die, mysterious voices scream racial profanities in my ear! it almost reminds me of that game with Freddy Fazbear, but instead of animations possessed by ghosts jump scaring you, it's overweight men in their 30's.
Posted 23 August, 2024.
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