All you suckers gather round

There's a brand new movie coming to town

So get on up and check the scene

Of the smoothest baddest mother to ever hit the big screen

"Main man Black Dynamite!"

He super cool and he know Kung Fu!

Drives a 5000 dollar car and wears a 100 dollar suit

"You're so righteous!"

"This is also true."

And when it comes to the ladies, he's outta sight!

"Lemme guess. You one of those brothers who thinks he can get by on a wink and a smile, huh?"

*wink*

"What about my smile?"

"I am smiling."

Black Dynamite!

"Never in the history of the game has there been such devastation!"

The CIA needs Black Dynamite now more than ever!

"We need you Black Dynamite."

"Now more than ever!"

"I thought I told you hunkies from the CIA, that Black Dynamite was outta the game."

And he's badder than sham, Super fly, and a match put together!

But when the mob kills his brother,

"Your death will not go unavenged!"

And put the dope on the street,

"It's my nephew Bucky, He ODed!

He's back in the game, and he's playing for keeps!

*Crash*

*Bong*

(Dynamite! Dynamite!)

"I am declaring war on anyone who sells drugs in our community."

"But Black Dynamite! I sell drugs in the community!"

*Gunshot*

"He killed my best dealer! I want him dead NOW!"

So if you crave satisfaction and dig this action, Guaranteed to put yo ass in traction!

Black, Flak, Stack, Attacking man

Backtrack, Slapjack, Boot Flak, Blastback, Ramsack, Jampacking steel coming back.

"I see you when I'm, coming for your job, mother-"

*Explosion*

Black Dynamite!

(Dynamite! Dynamite!)

Starring all star running back Torante Jones

Fashion Model Tambola Tacar

William T. Michealson

Ronnie Sinatra

Little Tiny Ted

Jr. Bo Willy Peter

And Me

That Bad Bullhorn.

Black Dynamite!

Filmed with Cinemaphonic Quadrovision!

Rated R!