1. boop the snoot

2. never hurt Pig

3. a real Pig is a friendly creature on the inside, so be that way to her

4. pig is more than just a character from a video game or movie, she is a higher power that we must embrace

5. loves Pig, lives for Pig

6. when a pig helps at the generator, it needs to be stroked after the work is done

7. be nice and sweet to her

8. give her offerings to wash your soul Rhine

9. Praise be to the pig

10. dear congregation... Dear friends... Dear family... Boop the snoot :3