=rep saw me in a skirt

+rep we ran over a possum

+rep bought me a burrito at chipotle

-rep

+rep helped me kickflip in quake

thanks for your help pizza pal

thanks for your help pizza paddle

dude thinks he carti, dude thinks he carti (yuh yuh!)

i think he a tryhard at videos games

Im pomu

but you're white

just bought this dude rivals of aether and he plays clairen like a mf project M marth. He still trash tho, see me at triple bear

I want some cheeseburgers just to eat, Im talking ketchup, My ♥♥♥♥♥ mustard on the beat, You gotta put a lot of lettuce please, Because I like to have a lot of green. I remember eating outside with my whole team, Now a ♥♥♥♥♥ gotta stay home cause of quarentine, I want 2 McChickens and fries cause I'm hungry, You look broke! Like my fries you looking salty, Get me McFlurries, make the Oreos Drip Drip, Straight up out McDonald's with no Tip Tip, And i want a pint of lean I'ma Sip Sip, You gotta buy them baked cookies that Chocolaty Chip, And i want 50 Apple pies i didn't forget that. If you ♥♥♥♥ up then I'll punch you I didn't forget that, And if the machine is broken then you gonna get slapped. You not my homie now if you do not come back. YOU GOTTA HURRY NOW! I know you heard that, Young ♥♥♥♥♥ stomach grumbling cause I wanna Big Mac. Why you still looking at me with that ugly ass hat? You gotta go now so you better run fast.

ur so amongusly suspicious

don't think so unfortunately

are italians real

i haet you, ugli, fat tee, maybe even a bit too shoret, small

thanks for the free whopper jr.!!

from, D Vana, Founder and Rightful Owner of The Solar System Network

To my greatest fan, Fluff Anthony Corn.
- Medium Chungus

you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bastard ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ godamn ♥♥♥♥♥ slut ♥♥♥♥ head

+rep recently came out as a black trans woman, I support you sister <3

+rep foot pfp

Fluffacorn is a pretty chill guy but he can get kind of toxic when playing games. Like this one time I was playing gungeon and almost got a master round from ammoconda and i was getting kinda loud because i was excited and he got SUPER pissed so he came over to me and grabbed me by the neck and slammed my face into my keyboard like 7 times. by this point i had passed out but my friends say he slammed me into the desk, threw me on the ground, and twirled me around by the legs over his head until he threw me into the open dishwasher. overall great person though.

-rep great person

Fluffacorn can be a really funny guy but he is known to be abusive to his friends, our mutual friend group all met up irl and someone called him "fluffycorn" which caused Fluff to hook them in the jaw, sending them to the ground immediately, He pressed his knees against their ribs then proceeded to grab both sides of their head and repeatedly smash it against the concrete until the pavement was stained with a viscous red ooze.

Okay, so

One day I was at the cafeteria, it was pizza day and it was really hype because the pizza our school makes is really tasty. So I'm just there, right? Talking to people and everyone is just pretty much mad chilling when all of a sudden this really LOUD noise comes from the cafeteria door and it causes everyone's gaze to snap in the direction of the cafeteria. And we're all just speechless because a chimpanzee has just burst through and is now spewing it's bodily processes all over the remaining pizza slices. Then before anyone has time to react it just starts grabbing down and throwing it's scat at all of the defenceless students. This monkey would later prove Darwin's Theory Of Evolution and become Fluff

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeiou

what if i used steam to play tf2.. haha just joking...

unless?

+rep is good at taking the kids

Yah ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

danke :)

kinda smelly

Today my 12 year old son and I walked into harvard to sign him up for college. The dean rudly asked what a 12 year old was doing signing up for such a prestigious institute like harvard. My son took of to reveal his Rick and Morty shirt and proclaimed "Well you see sir I watch Rick and Morty". A look of confusion came over the deans face and I have never been so proud. The dean quickly made sure to appologize to my son but it was too late, the police rushed in and dragged him out. My son passed all his classes with 4.0s and graduated top of his class in the first day of college.

>_> ..... <_< .... O_O... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? *Shifts in chair, tugging at collar* >_> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O_O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two....

Pretty chill guy ( you Just have to get better at videogames)

smiss please delete your steam

I only add people AT LEAST level 129 (Like, come on, it costs literally nothing to get to that level, poorfags). Also, MUST be a global on CS:GO like me, an rank 18 in the TF2 competitive match making system, once again, like me. No VACs and your TF2 (Team Fortress Two) inventory must have at least 10 unusuals and cost at the minimum $2,500. And your CS:GO (Counter Strike: Global Offensive) inventory MUST have at least 5 knives and 5 gloves, 12 knives, or 10 gloves, a long with an overall price of $2,500. I don't add poor people, sorry, kiddo', but this isn't Africa. Also must be female, be willing to play games with me and voice chat EVERY day, and lastly anorexic. I don't like fat girls. If you meet all of those requirements please add me, I'm a very friendly player and love everyone! ^w^