SIM, EU ME MASTURBO SEM ROUPA. SE A VISÃO TE INCOMODA, VÁ PARA OUTRO ORFANATO

Se você se masturba com raiva com o dinheiro de outro cara e goza na sua boca e se elogia pelo gosto quando está no seu turno de trabalho, então você cometeu todos os 7 pecados... com espaço de sobra.

MINHA MÃE TROUXE PASTEL PRA MIM EU TENHO 112KG

PEGUEI O PASTEL E JOGUEI NO CHÃO
PISEI MESMO E FALEI QUE ELA SABIA QUE EU ESTAVA DE DIETA POR QUE TROUXE ESSA PORCARIA AQUELA FILHA DA PUTA

DEPOIS CHUTEI UM PEDAÇO DE PASTEL COM CARNE DO CHAO E VUOU NA ROUPA DELA
AGORA ELA TÁ TRANCADA NO QUARTO HÁ UMA HORA CHORANDO E EU NÃO TENHO A MÍNIMA PENA

Oii! desculpa pelo susto, mas eu reparei no seu perfil na comunidade da steam. você sabe o quão difícil é para achar garotas que jogam video games hoje em dia?? bem, estou feliz que eu me deparei com esse pequeno fato pq eu queria dizer... vc é muito fofa ^^!! (desculpa se isso te deixou desconfortavel) bem, eu estava me perguntando se vc gostaria de jogar tf2 comigo (eu sou um main sniper, eu posso proteger minha pequenina princesa se precisar ;) ) pq eu realmente gostaria de algm pra jogar casual cmg... opa opa, eu talvez poderia te dar um unusual como um pequeno presente. vc gosta de naruto? eu tbm, eu tbm, de qualquer jeito, vc tem Skype? (rlx, eu so gostaria de te conhecer cara a cara ^^) se vc puder, a gente poderia ter uma bela de uma conversa ;) ( eu posso deixar as minhas musicas eletronicas que curto de fundo se vc quiser) me adicione se vc quiser pffff, eu preciso de uma amiga, talvez ate msm uma namorada, pra jogar cmg. vou esperar sua resposta, espero que seja sim ;)

fiquei sabendo que vc se transforma todo dia

Koalas are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value.

They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, ♥♥♥♥ and occasionally scream like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal.

Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrible animals.

Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves.

To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape.

Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

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+rep nice trader, awesome dragon lore!

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vamo dançar tudu nu tudu nu,tudo com o dedo no cú menos eu,tudo com a bunda de fora é agora,você disse que dava e não deu.