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⣼⣿⣭⣶⣶⣶⣶⣝⡻⣿⣿⡿ ⡛ ⣵⣿⣿
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＼二つ 我兄弟
We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends.
Lots of banter, lots of great CS 2 gamplay and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CS 2 party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house,
he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Do not trust this guy.
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