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hello kitty doesn't like (drug) or (sharp weapons) or (red body fluid) or any of those awful things your post with her! she likes apple pie, baking cookies, and her friends and that's that!

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so true

haha look at this loser, doesn't even have the emote

where is my hug at?

Hello 👋 Steam UWU 👈 my name 📛 is Zaldun 😊 chan 😑 nya 😍~ 🦊 and this September 📆 I'm 👌 getting 🔟 married 💎👰 (wiggles 😍 tail 🍑 in excitement 👀😃💦) 😍🐈🇷🇺 I'm 👌 getting 🉐 married 👰 next ➡ week 🗓 to my alpha 😤 horse 🐴 wolf 🐺 Shadow 👥👤 Feddy :sans: Senpai 😍 🐴🐺🥰. The dress 👗 code 💻 is animal 🐶✨ themed �  but 🍑 my sister 💁📱 won't 🚫 do it. She's 👧 Vagen😳 and thinks 💭 it's bad 👎 (cries 😭 cutely 😏 while Mozart's Symphony 🎼 No 👎🚫. 40 💦 in G 🅾🇳 minor 💩🏳 plays)🎶🎼♫🎤 (eyes 👀 turn 🔄 red 📛 like 😄 demon 👹, but 🤔🤤☹ not like 😄 demon 😈) I 👁 want 😍 to not invite 😡 her 👩 😡😤🤬😈 AITA 🤔?

Hello 👋 Steam UWU 👈 my name 📛 is Zaldun 😊 chan 😑 nya 😍~ 🦊 and this September 📆 I'm 👌 getting 🔟 married 💎👰 (wiggles 😍 tail 🍑 in excitement 👀😃💦) 😍🐈🇷🇺 I'm 👌 getting 🉐 married 👰 next ➡ week 🗓 to my alpha 😤 horse 🐴 wolf 🐺 Shadow 👥👤 Feddy Senpai 😍 🐴🐺🥰. The dress 👗 code 💻 is animal 🐶✨ themed �  but 🍑 my sister 💁📱 won't 🚫 do it. She's 👧 Vagen😳 and thinks 💭 it's bad 👎 (cries 😭 cutely 😏 while Mozart's Symphony 🎼 No 👎🚫. 40 💦 in G 🅾🇳 minor 💩🏳 plays)🎶🎼♫🎤 (eyes 👀 turn 🔄 red 📛 like 😄 demon 👹, but 🤔🤤☹ not like 😄 demon 😈) I 👁 want 😍 to not invite 😡 her 👩 😡😤🤬😈 AITA 🤔?

Greasy

mum said

A proper diss. I would recommend absolutely roasting them with a proper freestyle. You don’t want to make it weird though. You should set up a time to hang out with them (you should drive so that you don’t have to walk home). Once you are in the car, start playing some dope beats to freestyle to (lots of my friends struggle with freestyling, so you might have to get a little drunk or high). Then you just gotta start freestyling. Once again, you don’t want to make it weird, so you need to get them to freestyle too. After about 10 minutes, you just gotta go off. Pick their life apart, make fun of their insecurities, and get in their head. Then you can start rapping about how much you hate them. After you have properly disrespected them, you should tell them to get out of the car and walk home. This is a very effective way to make sure that you never talk to someone again.

To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die—to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub:
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause—there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

mine <3

my hand is stuck

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ALIENS HAVING SEX BE LIKE

alien q: WOOOOOOH your glimwop is blurgulating my tight little fwooshola 😍

alien 2: ohhhh yeah im gonna blurgulate your fwooshola so hard you dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop👽

alien 1: OHHHHH GOOD GNORBLORP IM ABOUT TO SPLORB!!! 💦💦💦💦😍😍

alien 2: thats right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop bagobloosh take my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GLIMWOP!! 👽im about to SPLORBBBBB!!!!! splorbs all ovwr alien 1's fwooshola 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦

alien 1: OOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GOODNESS GNORBLOP MY SCHNATZELGORB IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOOSHING!! 👽👽👽♥♥♥♥♥♥♥~~~!!

alien 2: your fwooshola is glooping 🤣

alien 1: 😘you bet it is after you blurgulated me baby <3

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ENG: Choose the one that's on the list and write in my profile, i will answer the same!

You might be a werewolf, my enemy, but our howling sessions always go hard

ENG: Choose the one that's on the list and write in my profile, i will answer the same!

draugr

cutie pie

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merry xxxmas

feddy if bird : Flappy! add me if this joke made you laugh and please dont steal without at laest crediting me for original joke.

I GONNA ♥♥♥♥♥♥ KIL LYOU WORTHLES PIECE OF FILTH RIP YOU FLESH OF U BONES ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UFKM

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Onlky way of win for this fguckign looser fraud is fucing cheat and hacks all over ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheat s nad hacks too btw nice cheats how it feel beaitng 78 year old grandma last day wantyed gang win u ruin my life hope ur hapy

well said

Nice cheats little piggy fat piggy gfucikng cheating and hacks too huh? couldnt win without fiucking cheats and hack? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat piggy.... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piggy...

fedHey Fedhow Fedare Fedyou Feddoing, Fedmy, Fedpal? FedIt's Fedbeen Feda Fedhot Fedmoment Fedsince Fedi Fedlast Fedheard Fedfrom Fedyou, Fedso, Fedwanted Fedto Fedmake Fedsure Fedeverything Fedis Fedalright Fed

this guy gives FANTASTIC free mints behind arbys

tick tock feddy...

this is really sad to hear, but it's becoming more and more common these days sadly, there's alot of interesting research that's been done on this subject and alot of academic papers if you're interested. Google "Puppy inflation" if you'd like to read more on this subject

hi Puppy hiii !! can You woof woof?? mommy Is putting you down because She can no longer afford you due to inflation

Baaaaahhhh shepe

A baby was born in hospital
laughing instead of crying.
The more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard, suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hands so he pulled the tiny hands apart and discovered he was holding 3️⃣ (3)abortion pills.. The baby then turned his head️ looking at his mother..laughing again and said:
"NO WEAPONFASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER️"

❤ Feel Free To Add Me ❤

big fan

Wiped the floor with u twerp, remember who ur talking to next time lil bro. Stay in your lane - FootballMike98

Hi Feddy excited to see you next week at crayola-con! Dont forget to bring your crayons!! Lets have tons of fun!!!!

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