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8.9 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark
I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark
I always spend my evening where there's women wine and song
but like a man, I always bring my little wife along!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

The fun it doesn't stop 'til 12 on happy old Broadway
So what's the use of going home, until the break of day?
Now, something confidential, whisper not above a breath,
I once went home at 2 AM, and scared my wife to death!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

I never shall forget the night I made Six Rappers' Run
Although I didn't have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun
I proved myself a hero of a very high degree
I ran for home, and six of them, were running after me!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!
Posted 27 May.
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15.7 hrs on record
Koi no hajimari mo yume no tsuzuki mo
Kitto anata to
Tsumetai kita kaze futari
wo chikazukeru kisetsu
Tsunaida yubi kara kobore dasu
Suki no kimochi
koohii no jihanki no
Attakai osu tabi
kokoro ni hi ga tomoru
Get down yureru mawaru fureru

Setsunai kimochi
futari de issho ni nemuru Winter land
anata dake mitsumete
Watashi dake mitsumete
ashita wo chikau
Gyutto dakare moeru koigokoro
Hageshiku maichiru yuki ni tsutsumarete
Eien ni ai ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kyou yori ai ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Zutto eternal love
Posted 19 May.
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24.3 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
THEY DID IT
THOSE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MADMAN'S DID IT
Posted 13 May.
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17.4 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Before we go any further
Friend
As you call 'em, they call you when they need something
Trees for the blunt, the g's for the front
I found a way to get piece of mind for years
And left the hell alone, turn a deaf ear to the cellular phone
Send me a letter, or better, we could see each other in real life
Just so you could feel me like a steel knife
At least so you could see the white of they eyes
Bright with surprise, once they finish spitting lies
Associates, is your boys, your girls, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥, homies
Close, but really don't know me
Mom, dad, comrade, peeps, brothers, sisters, duns, dunnies
Some come around when they need some money
Others make us laugh like the Sunday funnies
Fam be around whether you paid or bummy
You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me
Be too nice and people take you for a dummy
So nowadays he ain't so friendly
Actually, he woulda even made a worthy enemy
Read the signs: "No feeding the baboon"
Seeing as how they got ya back bleeding from the stab wounds
Y'all know the dance, they smile in ya face, y'all know the glance
Try to put 'em on, they blow the chance
Never let your so-called mans know ya plans
(How many of us have them?) A show of hands
(Friends) Is a term some people use loosely
I'm real choosy on what I choose to let crews see
You telling me, I try to act broke
Jealousy the number one killer among black folk
Fellas be under some type of spell, like crack smoke
Ghetto Cinderellas, lead 'em right to your stack, loc
Just another way a chick'll lead to your end
I check the dictionary for the meaning of friend
It said: person, one who likes to socialize with
Sympathizer, helper, and that's about the size of it
Most of the time these attributes is one-sided
To bolster the crime, they apt to shoot you through your eyelid
And they can't hide it, going wild like a white ♥♥♥♥♥
Sometimes ya need to cut ♥♥♥♥♥♥ off like a light switch
(Click!) and when things get quiet
Catch 'em like a thief in the night (bow!) what a riot
I first met Mr. Fantastik at a arms deal
Don't let it get drastic, think of how ya moms'll feel
When it get for real, the steel get to sparking
Everything darken, and ain't no talking
For somethin so cheap it sure buys a lot of trouble
Ya better off focusing than tryin to plot to bubble
Or else it'd be a sad note to end on, the guns we got is
(One's we can depend on, friends!)
Some come in the form of co-dependence
Alotta times only end up bein co-defendants
Ten bucks say they tell for a lower sentence
And leave you up under the jail, beggin' for a penance
It don't make no sense, what happened to the loyalty?
Honor amongst crooks, trust amongst royalty
I'd rather go out in a blaze, than give 'em the glory
(How many of us have) a similar story
(Friends!)
Before lovers we used to have some type of overstanding
Just so when I let her get the man thing, she know its no strings
We could do the damn thing, but ho it's no rings
Just how the tramp swings, will she see 'em again?
That depends on how good was the skins
And could she memorize the lessons, it ain't no need to pretend
Even though she let 'em stab it, she know they just friends
(Friends
How many of us have them?
Friends
Ones we can depend on?
Friends
How many of us have them?
Friends
Before we go any further)
Fellas! Don't be silly! I know who my friends are!
And the next nice neighborhood I move into, you guys'll get crackin'
Posted 7 May.
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29.1 hrs on record (11.2 hrs at review time)
Pour up (drank), head shot (drank)
Sit down (drank), stand up (drank)
Pass out (drank), wake up (drank)
Faded (drank), faded (drank)
Now I done grew up 'round some people livin' their life in bottles
Granddaddy had the golden flask
Backstroke every day in Chicago
Some people like the way it feels
Some people wanna kill their sorrows
Some people wanna fit in with the popular, that was my problem
I was in the dark room, loud tunes, lookin' to make a vow soon
That I'ma get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up, fillin' up my cup, I see the crowd mood
Changin' by the minute and the record on repeat
Took a sip, then another sip, then somebody said to me
♥♥♥♥♥ why you babysittin' only two or three shots?
I'ma show you how to turn it up a notch
First you get a swimming pool full of liquor, then you dive in it
Pool full of liquor, then you dive in it
I wave a few bottles, then I watch 'em all flock
All the girls wanna play Baywatch
I got a swimming pool full of liquor and they dive in it
Po-pool full of liquor I'ma dive in it
Pour up (drank), head shot (drank)
Sit down (drank), stand up (drank)
Pass out (drank), wake up (drank)
Faded (drank), faded (drank)
Okay, now open your mind up and listen me, Kendrick
I'm your conscience, if you do not hear me
Then you will be history, Kendrick
I know that you're nauseous right now
And I'm hopin' to lead you to victory, Kendrick
If I take another one down I'ma drown in some poison abusin' my limit
I think that I'm feelin' the vibe, I see the love in her eyes
I see the feelin', the freedom is granted
As soon as the damage of vodka arrive
This how you capitalize, this is parental advice
Then apparently, I'm over-influenced by what you are doin'
I thought I was doin' the most then someone said to me
♥♥♥♥♥ why you babysittin' only two or three shots?
I'ma show you how to turn it up a notch
First you get a swimming pool full of liquor, then you dive in it
Pool full of liquor, then you dive in it
I wave a few bottles, then I watch 'em all flock
All the girls wanna play Baywatch
I got a swimming pool full of liquor and they dive in it
Po-pool full of liquor I'ma dive in it
Pour up (drank), head shot (drank)
Sit down (drank), stand up (drank)
Pass out (drank), wake up (drank)
Faded (drank), faded (drank)
I ride, you ride, bang
One chopper, 100 shots, bang
Hop out, do you bang?
Two chopper, 200 shots, bang
I ride, you ride, bang
One chopper, 100 shots, bang
Hop out, do you bang?
Two chopper, 200 shots, bang
♥♥♥♥♥ why you babysittin' only two or three shots?
I'ma show you how to turn it up a notch
First you get a swimming pool full of liquor, then you dive in it
Pool full of liquor, then you dive in it
I wave a few bottles, then I watch 'em all flock
All the girls wanna play Baywatch
I got a swimming pool full of liquor and they dive in it
Po-pool full of liquor I'ma dive in it
Pour up (drank), head shot (drank)
Sit down (drank), stand up (drank)
Pass out (drank), wake up (drank)
Faded (drank), faded (drank)
Sherane, Sherane
(Pool full of Kendrick's lies in it)
(W-watch 'em all flock)
Aw man, where is she takin' me?
Where is she takin' me? (Pool full of liquor I'ma die in it)
All I, all I, all I, all I have in life is my new appetite for failure
And I got Hunger pain that grow insane, tell me do that sound familiar?
If it do then you're like me, making excuse that your relief
Is in the bottom of the bottle and the greenest indo leaf
As the window open I release everything that corrode inside of me
I see you joking, why you laugh? Don't you feel bad?
I probably sleep and never ever wake up
Never ever wake up, never ever wake up
In God I trust
But just when I thought I had enough
They stomped the homie out over a ♥♥♥♥♥?
K-Dot, you good, blood?
Now we can drop, ye we can drop you back off
That ♥♥♥♥♥'s straight, man, that ♥♥♥♥♥ ain't trippin'
We gon' do the same ol' ♥♥♥♥
I'ma pop a few shots, they gon' run, they gon' run opposite ways
Fall right in -'s lap
And he gon' tear they ass up, simple as that
And I hope that ♥♥♥♥♥ that set him up out there
We gon' pop that ♥♥♥♥♥ too
Wait hold up, ayy, I see someone
Aha, got them ♥♥♥♥♥♥, K-Dot, you good?
L-, you good?
Yeah, blood, I'm good, Dave, you good?
Dave? Dave, say somethin', Dave?
These ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥ killed my brother
Posted 12 April.
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4 people found this review helpful
123.2 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
You either love it or hate it
I could say is like masturbating with fever
Posted 4 February.
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51.2 hrs on record (39.5 hrs at review time)
Uh
Me and my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tryna get it, ya bish? (Ya bish?)
Hit the house lick, tell me, is you wit' it, ya bish? (Ya bish?)
Home invasion was persuasive (was persuasive)
From nine to five, I know it's vacant, ya bish? (Ya bish?)
Dreams of livin' life like rappers do (like rappers do)
Back when condom wrappers wasn't cool (they wasn't cool)
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sherane and went to tell my bros (tell my bros)
Then Usher Raymond, Let It Burn, came on (Let Burn came on)

Hot sauce all in our Top Ramen, ya bish? (Ya bish?)
Park the car, then we start rhymin', ya bish? (Ya bish?)
The only thing we had to free our mind (free our mind)
Then freeze that verse when we see dollar signs (see dollar signs)
You lookin' like a easy come-up, ya bish? (Ya bish?)
A silver spoon, I know you come from, ya bish? (Ya bish?)
And that's a lifestyle that we never knew (we never knew)
Go at a reverend for the revenue

It go Halle Berry
Or hallelujah
Pick your poison, tell me what you doin'
Everybody gon' respect the shooter
But the one in front of the gun lives forever
(The one in front of the gun, forever)

And I been hustlin' all-day
This-a-way, that-a-way
Through canals and alleyways, just to say
Money trees is the perfect place for shade
And that's just how I feel

Nah, nah
A dollar might just ♥♥♥♥ your main ♥♥♥♥♥
That's just how I feel, nah
A dollar might say: ♥♥♥♥ them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that you came with
That's just how I feel

Nah, nah
A dollar might just make that lane switch
That's just how I feel, nah
A dollar might turn to a million and we all rich
That's just how I feel

Dreams of livin' life like rappers do (like rappers do)
Bump that new E-40 after school (way after school)
You know, Big Ballin' With My Homies (My Homies)
Earl Stevens had us thinkin' rational (thinkin' rational, that's rational)
Back to reality, we poor, ya bish? (Ya bish?)
Another casualty at war, ya bish? (Ya bish?)
Two bullets in my Uncle Tony head (my Tony head)
He said: One day I'll be on tour, ya bish? (Ya bish?)

That Louis Burgers never be the same (won't be the same)
A Louis belt that never ease that pain (won't ease that pain)
But I'ma purchase when that day is jerkin' (that day is jerkin')
Pull off at church's with Pirellis skirtin' (Pirellis skirtin')
Gang signs out the window, ya bish? (Ya bish?)
Hopin' all of 'em offend you, ya bish? (Ya bish?)
They say your hood is a pot of gold (a pot of gold)
And we gon' crash it when nobody's home

It go Halle Berry
Or hallelujah
Pick your poison, tell me what you doin'
Everybody gon' respect the shooter
But the one in front of the gun lives forever
(The one in front of the gun, forever)

And I been hustlin' all-day
This-a-way, that-a-way
Through canals and alleyways, just to say
Money trees is the perfect place for shade
And that's just how I feel

Nah, nah
A dollar might just ♥♥♥♥ your main ♥♥♥♥♥
That's just how I feel, nah
A dollar might say: ♥♥♥♥ them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that you came with
That's just how I feel

Nah, nah
A dollar might just make that lane switch
That's just how I feel, nah
A dollar might turn to a million and we all rich
That's just how I feel

Be the last one out to get this dough? No way
Love one of you bucket headed hoes? No way
Hit the streets, then we break the code? No way
Hit the brakes when they on patrol? No way

Be the last one out to get this dough? No way
Love one of you bucket headed hoes? No way
Hit the streets, then we break the code? No way
Hit the brakes when they on patrol? No way

'Magine Rock up in them projects where them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pick your pockets
Santa Claus don't miss them stockings
Liquors spillin', pistols poppin'
Bakin' soda, YOLA whippin'
Ain't no turkey on Thanksgivin'
My homeboy just dome'd a ♥♥♥♥♥
I just hope the Lord forgive him
Pots with cocaine residue
Every day I'm hustlin'
What else is a thug to do when you eatin' cheese from the government?
Gotta provide for my daughter 'n 'em, get the ♥♥♥♥ up out my way, bish
Got that drum and I got them bands just like a parade, bish

Drop that work up in the bushes, hope them boys don't see my stash
If they do, tell the truth, this the last time you might see my ass
From the gardens where the grass ain't cut, them serpents lurkin', Blood
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sellin' ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sellin' drugs, but it's all good
Broken promises, steal your watch and tell you what time it is
Take your J's and tell you to kick it where a Foot Locker is
In the streets with a heater under my Dungarees
Dreams of me gettin' shaded under a money tree

It go Halle Berry
Or hallelujah
Pick your poison, tell me what you doin'
Everybody gon' respect the shooter
But the one in front of the gun lives forever
(The one in front of the gun, forever)

And I been hustlin' all-day
This-a-way, that-a-way
Through canals and alleyways, just to say
Money trees is the perfect place for shade
And that's just how I feel

Kendrick
Just bring my car back, man
I called in for another appointment
I figured you weren't gonna be back here on time anyways
Look, ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥
I just wanna get out the house, man
This man is on one, he feelin' good as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥, I'm tryna get my thing goin' too (girl, girl, I want your body)
Just bring my car back (I want your body)
♥♥♥♥, he faded, he feelin' good ('cause you got a big ol' fat ass)
Look, listen to him

Girl, I want your body, I want your body, 'cause of that big ol' fat ass
Girl, I want your body, 'cause of that big ol' (see, he high as hell)
♥♥♥♥, and he ain't even trippin' off them damn dominoes anymore
Just bring the car back
Did somebody say dominoes?
Posted 31 January. Last edited 22 April.
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13.4 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
If Pirus and Crips all got along
They'd probably gun me down by the end of this song
Seem like the whole city go against me
Every time I'm in the street I hear
"Yawk! Yawk! Yawk! Yawk!"
"Man down
Where you from, ♥♥♥♥♥?"
"♥♥♥♥ who you know, where you from, my ♥♥♥♥♥?"
"Where your grandma stay, huh, my ♥♥♥♥♥?"
"This m.A.A.d city I run, my ♥♥♥♥♥"
Brace yourself, I'll take you on a trip down memory lane
This is not a rap on how I'm slingin crack or move cocaine
This is cul-de-sac and plenty Cognac and major pain
Not the drill sergeant, but the stress that weighing on your brain
It was me, L Boog, and Yan Yan, YG Lucky ride down Rosecrans
It got ugly, waving your hand out the window, check yo self
Uh, Warriors and Conans
Hope euphoria can slow dance with society
The driver seat the first one to get killed
Seen a light-skinned ♥♥♥♥♥ with his brains blown out
At the same burger stand where-, hang out
Now this is not a tape recording saying that he did it
But ever since that day, I was lookin' at him different
That was back when I was nine
Joey packed the nine
Pakistan on every porch is fine
We adapt to crime, pack a van with four guns at a time
With the sliding door, ♥♥♥♥ is up?
♥♥♥♥ you shootin' for if you ain't walkin up you ♥♥♥♥♥♥' punk?
Pickin' up the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' pump
Pickin' off you suckers, suck a ♥♥♥♥ or die or sucker punch
A wall of bullets comin' from
Ak's, AR's, "Aye y'all. Duck"
That's what momma said when we was eatin' that free lunch
Aw man, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, all hell broke loose
You killed my cousin back in '94, ♥♥♥♥ yo' truce
Now crawl yo' head in that noose
You wind up dead on the news
Ain't no peace treaty, just piecin'
Bgs up to pre-approve, bodies on top of bodies
Iv's on top of IV's
Obviously the coroner between the sheets like the Isleys
When you hop on that trolley
Make sure your color's correct
Make sure you're corporate, or they'll be calling your mother collect
They say the governor collect, all of our taxes except
When we in traffic and tragic happens, that ♥♥♥♥ ain't no threat
You movin' backwards if you suggest that you sleep with a TEC
Go buy a chopper and have a doctor on speed dial, I guess
m.A.A.d city
"Man down
Where you from, ♥♥♥♥♥?"
"♥♥♥♥ who you know, where you from, my ♥♥♥♥♥?"
"Where your grandma stay, huh, my ♥♥♥♥♥?"
"This m.A.A.d city I run, my ♥♥♥♥♥"
If Pirus and Crips all got along
They'd probably gun me down by the end of this song
Seem like the whole city go against me
Every time I'm in the street I hear
"Yawk! Yawk! Yawk!
Wake yo' punk ass up!
It ain't nothin but a Compton thang
Chyea
Real simple and plain
"Let me teach you some lessons about the street
(Smoke somethin', ♥♥♥♥♥)
Hood ('sup, cuz? Wassup? Nah, nah, nah, ♥♥♥♥ that, nah)
Ain't nothin but a Compton thang
Chyea (we got five on it)
How we do
Fresh outta school 'cause I was a high school grad
Sleeping in the living room of my momma's pad
Reality struck I seen the white car crash
Hit the light pole two ♥♥♥♥♥'s hopped out on foot and dashed (watch out cuz)
My Pops said I needed a job I thought I believed him
Security guard for a month and ended up leaving
In fact I got fired 'cause I was inspired by all of my friends
To stage a robbery the third Saturday I clocked in
Projects tore up, gang signs get thrown up (wassup?)
Cocaine laced in marijuana
And they wonder why I rarely smoke now
Imagine if your first blunt had you foaming at the mouth
I was straight tweaking the next weekend we broke even
I made allegiance that made a promise to see you bleeding
You know the reasons but still won't ever know my life
Kendrick AKA Compton's human sacrifice (yeah)
Cocaine, weed
♥♥♥♥♥'s been mixing ♥♥♥♥ since the 80's, loc
Sherm sticks, butt-nakeds, dip
Make a ♥♥♥♥♥ flip
Cluck heads all up and down the block and ♥♥♥♥
One time's crooked and ♥♥♥♥
Block a ♥♥♥♥♥ in
Alondra, Rosecrans, Bullis, it's Compton
I'm still in the hood
Loc yeah that's cool (chyea)
The hood took me under so I follow the rules
But yeah that's like me, I grew up in the hood where they bang
And ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that rep colors is doing the same thing
Pass it to the left so I can smoke on me
A couple drive-bys in the hood lately (chyea)
Couple of IV's with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spray-can
Shots in the crowd then everybody ran
Crew I'm finna slay, the street life I crave
Shots hit the enemy, harsh turn brave
Mount up regulators in the whip
Down the boulevard with the pistol grip (chyea)
Trip, we in the hood still
So loc, grab a strap 'cause chyeah, it's so real (chyea)
Deal with the outcome, a strap in the hand
And a bird and ten grand's where ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stand
If I told you I killed a ♥♥♥♥♥ at sixteen, would you believe me?
Or see me to be innocent Kendrick you seen in the street
With a basketball and some Now & Laters to eat
If I mentioned all of my skeletons, would you jump in the seat?
Would you say my intelligence now is great relief?
And it's safe to say that our next generation maybe can sleep
With dreams of being a lawyer or doctor
Instead of boy with a chopper that hold the cul de sac hostage
Kill 'em all if they gossip, the Children of the Corn
They vandalizing the option of living a lie, drown their body with toxins
Constantly drinking and drive, hit the powder then watch this flame
That arrive in his eye, listen coward, the concept
Is aim and then bang it and slide out that ♥♥♥♥♥ with deposit
A price on his head, the tithes probably go to the projects, I
Live inside the belly of the rough
Compton, U.S.A. Made me an angel on angel dust, what? (Compton)
m.A.A.d city
Compton
♥♥♥♥♥, pass Dot the bottle, damn
You ain't the one that got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up
What you holdin' it for?
♥♥♥♥♥♥ always actin' unsensitive and ♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥, that ain't no word
♥♥♥♥♥, shut up
Hey, Dot, you good, my ♥♥♥♥♥?
Don't even trip
Just lay back and drink that
Posted 25 January. Last edited 3 March.
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10.3 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
Makes me feel less lonely
Posted 9 January.
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32.8 hrs on record
drunkard paradise
Posted 31 December, 2024.
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