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19.4 hrs on record (18.8 hrs at review time)
"Cash! I made you!"
Posted 23 January.
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44.9 hrs on record (37.1 hrs at review time)
Our time is passed, John.
Posted 2 December, 2024.
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29.7 hrs on record (29.2 hrs at review time)
"I've always felt alone my whole life,
for as long as i can remember.
I don't know if i like it... or if i'm just
used to it, but i do know this:
Being lonely does things to you, and feeling ♥♥♥♥ and bitter
and angry all the time just... eats away at you."
Posted 27 October, 2024.
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27.2 hrs on record (27.1 hrs at review time)
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Posted 24 October, 2024.
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Posted 1 September, 2024.
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3.7 hrs on record
The One You Should Not Have Killed
Posted 8 July, 2024. Last edited 12 May.
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5.7 hrs on record
Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms.

This ends for all of us.

End communication.
Posted 8 July, 2024. Last edited 12 May.
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7.1 hrs on record
Exotic Butters 🧈
Posted 8 July, 2024. Last edited 28 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
4.5 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
Was that the bite of 87?!
Posted 8 July, 2024. Last edited 25 August, 2024.
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12.2 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
Is it just me or is the room getting hotter? 🔥
Posted 21 June, 2024. Last edited 24 October, 2024.
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