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𝘈 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶
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plays like a monkey?
A: Nothing.
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
-- "Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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There once was this swami who lived above a delicatessan. Seems one
day he decided to stop in downstairs for some fresh liver. Well, the owner
of the deli was a bit of a cheap-skate, and decided to pick up a little extra
change at his customer's expense. Turning quietly to the counterman, he
whispered, "Weigh down upon the swami's liver!"
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Sentient plasmoids are a gas.
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Absence makes the heart go wander.
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Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.
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"I might have liked Zap Brannigan if he weren't a pompous dimwit who threw
me in prison." -Leela "You really are too picky."
-Bender
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