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"That unit is a woman."
"A mass of conflicting impulses."
-- Spock and Nomad, "The Changeling", stardate 3541.9
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I was born in a barrel of butcher knives
Trouble I love and peace I despise
Wild horses kicked me in my side
Then a rattlesnake bit me and he walked off and died.
-- Bo Diddley
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It's now the GNU Emacs of all terminal emulators.
-- Linus Torvalds, regarding the fact that Linux started off as a terminal emulator
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Dentist, n.:
A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls
coins out of one's pockets.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Luke Skywalker:
Alright, I'll give it a try.
Yoda:
No! Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.
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there is something there that is so necessary to men
sticks better than cocaine
it is the reason that I'm drunk as a beast.
your vagina - a boom-ass front
if I did not say I can not believe it
I do not know how to describe it properly,
but on it I would like to put a seal
den, your vagina, it is useful vitamins
she's the queen of parties, makes men nerds.
of all in your power because of your intimate parts
with thee in contrast the other women are terrible
you are much more thick-lipped, busty much you
I nabyu your name, ♥♥♥♥♥, on one of his wrists.
I so love your vagina
there is something there that is so necessary to men
sticks better than cocaine
it is the reason that I am that I am, I'm drunk.
I so love your vagina
there is something there that is so necessary to men
sticks better than cocaine
it is the reason that I'm drunk as a beast.