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Not a game for people who value their free time. Prepare to do a lot of walking, waiting, and laying down just to get shot from nowhere, wiat another minute, and repeat just to look at the clock and realize 3 hours just passed.

This is more of a war simulator than an action fps. If you start to play for some hours and wonder if the game is boring, or if you're the one that's the boring loser instead, don't blame yourself, blame your parents and plan threaten suicide for attention. But first, leave the house and see the beauty around you on the way to taco bell before you buy $30 worth of junk food at McDonald's. Then go back home to binge on candy, hentai, and video games until its 3 am and your body is full of shame and sugar as you lean back on your squeaky office chair surrounded by food wrappers, weed, and fresh white stains on your black sweatpants.

You pull out your phone to browse instagram and see all the beautiful girls you will never get a chance to touch or even talk to. You see all the cool people having fun with friends doing all kinds of cool stuff that you always wanted to do but never will. Then you realize you've been living like this for all your teenage and young adult years and now you have to settle with a more boring, mediocre life and will never reach your true potential because you threw away your free time to escaping into video games while you spend hours every day staring at a wall with moving pixels instead of doing things to improve your health, happiness, relationships, exposure to the world, and overall quality of life. You'll never be able to have good sex with your back problems, let alone be able to work out and attract women. It's over. You missed your train, so you go back to your room and spend time with the only friend that you have; your computer.

This is your life as you know it. The only happiness you have is escaping into a war game where you can communicate with your team mates and have the illusion of socializing with people. This is the only time people will ever listen to what you ask them to do, other than when you are mean to your parents and treat customer service people like ♥♥♥♥ because they're the only people who wont punch you in the face for being a jerk. In the real world nobody sees you as a leader, but in a squad, you can lead your teammates to victory as you build virtual points that have on affect on your life at all.

Every time you die, you alt tab and watch porn. Sometimes you jerk off 5 times in a round. Sometimes you just edge it. You get a thought that maybe you should talk to that girl next to you, or think of being friends with some good looking bros so you can go pick up chicks together, but instead you hate what you don't understand, and you make up stupid reasons in your head to not like them. Why? Because you have the ultimate talent the universe desires, you are a video game master.

This is life.. This... is PUBG.

"What's for dinner?" my kids asked.
"I'll pick up some pizza." I responded.
"When?" they asked.
"In just one more turn. I promise."

6 hours later the lights were off in the rest of the house. I think they gave up and fed themselves cereal. Or maybe my wife packed them up in the car and left to go to her mother's house. I really don't know. I'll go check after this one more match. Or maybe after the next one.

(Seriously, who does that? I only made them wait like an hour for the match. I'm not that heartless..)

1. Started the game
2. Watched the intro
3. Got scared
4. Closed the game
5. Cried in a corner while telling myself I'm not pathetic

10/10 would try again

I have no clue what I'm doing.

Things I gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love

Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3. Hatred of Russians,Spanish, and again Russians
4. Broken keyboard(s)
5. Broken mouse(s)
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammates
9. Competitive matches
10. "Ez Pz" spam
11. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
12. Lag
13. Cheaters
14. 64 tick servers

Essentially - CS is a greedy woman, but I love her anyway.

This game is like anal,
Hard and painful, but you'll get used to it.