Sometimes I think my cat is a bit of a queer, not there's anything wrong with that of course. It's just that he's affectionate. Super affectionate. It's suspect behavior if you ask me. Like, I get it. We're bros and all, but even bros have to have boundaries. One time I was napping on my couch and he just jumps on my chests and rubs my face with his nose. And during this he was purring constantly, as though he was enjoying it. He didn't even say "no ♥♥♥♥," which of course would've made everything alright. When I change my clothes he watches me, and whenever I take a piss, he's always weaving in between my legs and rubbing up against them. Like dude, my ♥♥♥♥ is out. Show some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ respect for my privacy. Am I crazy, or is all that a tad odd? My cat and I have a good thing going on, and I'm worried that his latent homosexual tendencies are going to ruin things between us.

Happy V-Day, loser

Turtle

Plays 0.01% of the games he owns. 10/10 would recommend to patients suffering from erectile dysfunction:"He'll have you up in no time!" - Jesus H. Christ

+Rep owns a ♥♥♥♥ ton of games and fun to play cod with. Property of Neko