Recent reviews by Comrade Conan

I am addicted to buying DLCs. Help.

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This game is great. And fills a pretty unique niche of game, weirdly enough; Gladiator games don't seem to be popular, with the great exception of this one.

The graphics are good and gameplay smooth, a bit funny physics that makes it all better.

After getting through all of the stories, I am hoping that we'll get some more backgrounds as well as sandbox runs soon.

Amazing job for a lone developer, deserves all the attention and love! Thank you, Jordy!

Could have been something great. Unfortunately completely abandoned in EA.

Big sad.

A certified hood classic.

I bought this game with all DLCs, it works for character creation and usually crashes within 10 minutes of play.

A great example of a game that can be inspired by something and then improves it to such a degree that it totally eclipses the original idea.

While being heavily inspired by Chivarly: Medieval Warfare, Mordhau is a completely different beast.

This game has a great pay-off: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.

With a huge arsenal, great perks and the glorious gore, I cannot but recommend this game to everyone seeking something different than your cookie-cutter shooter. There's also a ranked duel system where you can climb up, or fall further down the world-wide ladder.

The melee fighting system is amazing, with a lot of underlying mechanics making it feel almost real. The learning curve may be steep, but well worth the satisfaction of actually crushing your enemies and surviving for longer than 1 minute.

The game is constantly under development as well, never really getting stale as you can't guess what kind of carnal chaos you'll have to survive the next match, and the one after that.

No pay-to-win mechanics as most items are cosmetic and share the same stats.

Lovely game, warm recommendations from me.

This game...

I may not have a huge amount of hours on it, but I've played it for a long time.

Been playing CS since its humble beginnings, it was great fun wasting a school break or two on matches between friends.

This game later evolved and became competitive, I personally were never part of any tournaments but I have friends who were both following and participating in those tournaments. I've always found this game as a good time waster, playing only for fun.

CS:GO introduced competitive play basically out of the box, tons of fun to be had with ranking up yourself and getting tougher challenges, but fair ones. Sure, there were cheaters but it wasn't a prevalent problem and they mostly were pretty easy to report and get rid of.

Enter a couple of years ago when the ranking system was changed and CS:GO went F2P. A huge influx of new players entered, and so did the cheaters. Now they can simply use a burner account, re-install the game and continue as they did. Not only that, but even when you do report someone for OBVIOUSLY knowing where everyone is, or simply getting only headshots, there is no guarantee that valve or whomever gets the reports cares.

After the changes to the ranking system, it basically became impossible to rank up against all the hackers. People simply abuse the game for all its got and don't care. You can win 10 games in a row but then get 2 games where someone's boosting the other team through hacks, never resulting in a fair match.

Smurfing I can understand as it doesn't really involve any exploits on the player's part. Just annoying to compete with the already broken ranking system.

And man, I paid money for this. It wasn't always F2P.

From a fun pastime, this became a total waste. I've uninstalled this game and won't re-install it until I hear something positive about it, like if they implement a huge ban-wave on all the hackers.

Sad that a game with a huge legacy, leagues and a great amount of potential fun can become so annoying and incredibly frustrating.

Valve, please fix.

A wonderful game where you can relive your darkest fear of dying aboard a wooden vessel barely keeping out of the water.

The game is fun and has great mechanics where the ship's crew must work together in order to survive.

Choose a gun and love it as if it were your baby, but the baby can actually kill your enemies in a fiery blaze.

It's pretty easy to get into and hard to master, but fun when everything flows together.
The tutorial is not the most fun process but you get done with it in 10 mins, tops.
After that, it's pure fun. And it's only gonna get better since the devs are working hard on it.

Personally, I've always used Gmod to create comics.

But! Gmod has a whole lot of other applications and ways of playing.
By far the most moddable and open source based game there is.
Tons of hours of fun, by building, roleplaying, TTT, prophunting, and much more!

Can sometimes be buggy, but just PM garry at facepunch forums and he'll be glad to help you.

AAAAGATHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! And other warcries are often heard in this game. A good headchopping simulator.