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5 people found this review helpful
61.6 hrs on record (15.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
From the SA thread:

Get killed by ANGRY MUTANT PLANTS. Get killed by ANGRY MUTANT ANIMALS. Get killed by ANGRY MUTANT BUGS. Kill a bear and EAT IT, just EAT AN ENTIRE BEAR. KILL EVERYTHING. Descend into the DEPTHS OF THE WORLD and retrieve ANCIENT TECHNOLOGICAL ARTIFACTS. KNIFE-FIGHT a GIANT DRILL ROBOT and WIN. Be a COOL WASTELAND KNIGHT. Be a TWO-FISTED COWBOY. Be a HOMICIDAL NINJA TURTLE with an AXE and a SHOTGUN. SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO FLAMES. Get into a GUNFIGHT with a HYENA-MONSTER and accidentally anger a HERD OF MAJESTIC HULKING DEMON HORSES with your crossfire. Fly into the air like a BEAUTIFUL EAGLE and then SWORD-FIGHT a GIANT DRAGONFLY. MIND CONTROL a TWO-HEADED BOAR and MAKE IT WEAR CHAIN MAIL and KILL YOUR ENEMIES. Encounter a LEGENDARY PLANT with an INTIMIDATING SKULL MASK and the ability to THROW FIERY DEATH FROM ITS HANDS. CONTRACT HORRIFYING DISEASES. Go to THE DEATHLANDS and discover that THE DEATHLANDS are called THE DEATHLANDS because they will KILL YOU DEAD. HACK OFF A ROBOT’S HEAD AND EAT IT. Get into a SLEDGEHAMMER DUEL with a ‘ROIDED-OUT SUPERCANNIBAL. Be SO TECHNOLOGICALLY ILLITERATE that you BREAK A BOX OF CRAYONS attempting to figure out what it is. Be SO TECHNOLOGICALLY GIFTED that you can make an ACID GRENADE out of a PLASTIC TREE and a FOLDING CHAIR. Build your own FLAMETHROWER. Build your own LASER GUN. Build your own HANDHELD NUCLEAR BOMB and BLOW YOURSELF UP WITH IT. Collect MAGMA in a CANTEEN. Pour MAGMA into a pool of ACID to see what happens. DRINK MAGMA. TELEPATHICALLY LOCATE an enemy and HATE IT TO DEATH with your TERRIFYING BRAIN SORCERY. Have your LEGS CUT OFF and then REGROW YOUR LEGS and pick up your previous legs and EAT YOUR OWN LEGS. Encounter your EVIL TWIN and then summon six of your own GOOD TWINS to fight your evil twin’s SIX EVIL TWIN TWINS in a FOURTEEN-WAY PSYCHIC LASER DEATH RAVE and then BURN TO DEATH when all of the combined PYROKINETIC MIND FIRE from all of the TIME CLONES causes the ENTIRE MAP TO COMBUST AND MELT.
Posted 12 January, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
A new Typing of the Dead? This is everything I could have ever hoped for.
Posted 25 November, 2013. Last edited 25 November, 2013.
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1 person found this review helpful
60.8 hrs on record (53.4 hrs at review time)
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Posted 23 October, 2013. Last edited 25 November, 2013.
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52 people found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Yet another unfinished game quietly showing up on Steam like the recent Citadels.

Legends of Pegasus all over again.
Posted 30 July, 2013. Last edited 25 November, 2013.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
caravan caravan caravan
Posted 9 July, 2013. Last edited 25 November, 2013.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5.9 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
game owns
Posted 27 June, 2013. Last edited 25 November, 2013.
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4.5 hrs on record
WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WELCOME TO THE D&D WORLD
Posted 18 June, 2013. Last edited 25 November, 2013.
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33 people found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
oldgods.txt

Þorfinn, proud son of a holy union between Odin, a wild mare and three forest gnomes, paid Óleifr handsomely to carve these runes. With his flying longship and its crew of twelve singing rabbits, Þorfinn earned his fame by sailing across the Norse lands solving crime. May the Shining Tentacle preserve us all.
Posted 30 May, 2013. Last edited 25 November, 2013.
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11.8 hrs on record (10.6 hrs at review time)
Posted 22 May, 2013. Last edited 25 November, 2013.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.0 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
Better and less linear than From Dust. From a small Dutch development team.

Good God Game™
Posted 17 May, 2013. Last edited 25 November, 2013.
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