Recent reviews by TheLordKhon

very solid game minus optimization/technical issue.
but oh well so much you can do when ur a small company and ur wizard programmer leaves for google

Racing along a cratered dirt road, and we are -

INT. LAND CRUISER JOSTLING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN - DAY

Three Hooded Men guarded by East European Militia. A third
Militia drives. Next to him is a nervous, bespectacled man.


EXT. AIRSTRIP, EASTERN EUROPE - DAY

An airstrip overlooking a grey city rocked by artillery
fire. A bland CIA Operative, flanked by Special Forces Men,
stands in front of a commuter plane. CIA Man watches the
Land Cruiser pull up, hard. The Militia Men jump out of the
vehicle .


The Driver shoves the bespectacled man in front of the CIA
Man .



2 .


CIA MAN

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

Dr. Pavel nods, nervous. CIA Man hands the Driver a
briefcase .

DRIVER
He wasn't alone.

CIA Man, confused, spots the Hooded Men. He turns to Dr.
Pavel .

CIA MAN

You don't get to bring friends.

DR. PAVEL
(shaken)

They are not my friends.

DRIVER

Don't worry, no charge for them.

CIA MAN

Why would I want them?

DRIVER

They were trying to grab your
prize. (Smiles.) They work for the
mercenary. The masked man.

CIA MAN
(excited)

Bane ?

The Driver nods. CIA Man turns to his Special Forces Men.

CIA MAN

Get 'em on board - I'll call it in.


EXT. SKIES OVER MOUNTAIN RANGE - DAY

The commuter plane struggles over snow-capped mountains.


INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS

The three Hooded Men kneel by the cargo door, handcuffed.
CIA Man grabs Hooded Man 1 .

CIA MAN

What are you doing in the middle of
my operation?



3 .


Hooded Man 1 says nothing. CIA Man pulls out a handgun.

The flight plan I just filed with
the Agency lists me, my men, and
Dr. Pavel here. But only one of
you .

CIA Man opens the cargo door. Special Forces hang Hooded Man
1 out into the howling wind - CIA Man shouts above the wind.

CIA MAN

FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON
MY AIRCRAFT! (♥♥♥♥♥ weapon.)

SO... WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR.

PAVEL? !

Nothing. CIA Man fires out the open door and the Special
Forces yank Hooded Man 1 back in, clubbing him quiet.

CIA MAN

HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO
TRY NEXT?!

The Soldiers grab Hooded Man 2, hang him out the door.

CIA MAN

TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE
WEAR THE MASK? !

The prisoner says nothing. CIA Man presses the gun to the
man's hood - he ♥♥♥♥♥ the gun ... nothing .

CIA MAN

LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!

THIRD PRISONER (O.S.)

Or he's wondering why someone would
shoot a man before throwing him out
of an aeroplane.

CIA Man turns to the Third Prisoner. Shuts the cargo door.

CIA MAN

Wiseguy, huh? At least you can
talk. Who are you?

THIRD PRISONER

We are nothing. We are the dirt
beneath your feet . And no one cared
who I was until I put on the
mask . . .

CIA Man, wary, approaches the Third Prisoner - pulls off his
hood, revealing a dark mask with a breathing apparatus. The
eyes behind it are cold. Still. This is Bane.



4 .


BANE

Who we are does not matter. What
matters is our plan.

CIA MAN
(fascinated)

If I pull this off, will you die?

BANE

It would be extremely painful .

CIA MAN

You're a big guy -
BANE

For you.

CIA MAN
(unnerved)

Was being caught part of your plan?

BANE

Of course. Dr. Pavel refused our
offer in favor of yours. We had to
know what he told you about us.

DR. PAVEL

Nothing! I said nothing!

CIA MAN

Why not just ask him?

BANE

He would not have told us.

CIA MAN
You have methods.

BANE

Him, I need healthy. You present no
such problem.

CIA Man laughs for the Special Forces' benefit. A heavy bass
tone is rising. The Sergeant looks out the window.


EXT. SKIES OVER MOUNTAIN RANGE - CONTINUOUS


The commuter plane is dwarfed by a massive transport plane
looming over it, dangerously close...



INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS
The plane lurches. The noise is building.

SERGEANT

Sir?

CIA MAN

Well congratulations, you got
yourselves caught. What's the next
step of your master plan?

BANE

Crashing this plane...


EXT. MOUNTAINS - CONTINUOUS

The ramp of the transport opens... Four men leap out on
tethers - dropping towards the commuter plane, two each
side . . .


INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS

The Spacial Forces react to the turbulence from the plane
above. CIA Man looks at Bane.

BANE

(rising)

With no survivors .

A Special Forces soldier spins around - an Armed Man is
outside the window. Bang -


EXT. SKIES OVER MOUNTAIN RANGE - CONTINUOUS

Two men shoot through the windows, the other two attach
grapples to the fuselage - give the thumbs up - hoists start
to pull and the tail of the commuter plane is lifted,
unnaturally .


INT. COCKPIT, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS


The Pilots battle the controls as the plane tilts forward.



INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE


CONTINUOUS


Like lightning. Bane has the CIA Man is his handcuffed arms,
legs wrapped around a seat back. The entire cabin upends.
Tumbling chaos - Soldiers falling - Bane cracks CIA Man's
neck and drops him onto the Sergeant - they tumble down the
plane, smashing into the cockpit door with a terminal thud.

Dr. Pavel, strapped in, pushes against the seat in front of
him - the plane vibrates, trying to tear itself apart.


EXT. ATLAS MOUNTAINS - CONTINUOUS

The men climb the tail of the smaller plane as it dangles
helplessly above the mountains. Its wings shear off.


INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS

Bane breaks his handcuffs as if they were plastic, then
opens his legs and drops down the cabin, somersaulting
gracefully and using his arms to stop himself halfway down,
by Dr . Pavel .


EXT. SKIES OVER MOUNTAIN RANGE - CONTINUOUS

The men attach explosives to the tail, then jump away,
swinging out as the tail explodes.


INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS

An explosion takes off the rear door of the cabin - the
Armed Men drop through the smoke on cables.

A body bag is lowered into the cabin. Bane lies it on the
seat backs next to Dr. Pavel and unzips it to reveal a body
the same age and build as Dr. Pavel.

Bane rips Dr. Pavel's sleeve - pulls out a length of
surgical tubing - pushes a needle into Dr. Pavel's arm -
runs the tube to the body's arm... Dr. Pavel watches,
horrified, as Bane starts compressions on the body's chest,
drawing Dr. Pavel's blood across the tube and into the
body . . .

An Armed Man pulls Hooded Man 1 up through the cabin and
out . Bane stops Hooded Man 2 .



7 .


BANE

Friend. They expect one of us in
the wreckage.

The man nods, unhooks himself, takes Bane's arm.

HOODED MAN 2

Have we started the fire?

BANE
(nods )

The fire rises.

Hooded Man 2 hands Bane his line. Bane clips it around Dr.
Pavel, takes out a knife and cuts Dr. Pavel's seat belt. Dr
Pavel panics, flails. Bane takes his arms. Gentle.

BANE

Calm, Doctor. Now is not time for
fear . . .

Bane slides Dr. Pavel out of his seat. They hang in the
vertical, windblown cabin. Bane takes out a detonator.

BANE

That comes later.

Bane presses the detonator - the cabin drops from around
them, revealing the terrifying drop to the peaks below. Dr.
Pavel screams as they are hoisted up towards the transport,
and we -

*SNAP*

Yep.This one's going in my kino compilation

i can't recommend this game because they delayed it on pc for 2 weeks to add a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ drm that gets cracked in 2 days

christian's tweets and the fact that the store page has no drm eula like other games with denuvo on it just proves drm is the reason for the delay

♥♥♥♥ sega

edit : and you cant even launch the game if you're online this is even worse than your normal denuvo ♥♥♥♥


edit 2 : https://support.sega.co.uk/hc/en-us/requests/new email sega that this is beyond ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up

take two is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

rockstar is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

no leslie benzies no good gta/rdr game

dont give money to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

"it's funny actually, close to zero percent of the preorder money was used to actually pay for anything related to the game let alone towards stretch goals. The only reason we did the preorder was because half the team basically said "we can't afford to work for free anymore, find a way to pay us or we're leaving". We didn't hire any new people let alone pay them, they just got too excited when the preorder launched and I got shouted down when I was like should we really be promising more poo poo on top of what we've promised already. The only person off the top of my head I remember getting hired/paid after the preorder was our writer, Raze (another cool person, check out his studio Owlcave Games) who got thrown a few grand and then told to gently caress off after working unpaid for nearly a year.

The leak happened because Tiy thought having a real time networked drawing app would be useful, so he got some Russian guy to code this whole thing for us. When the guy was like "so do you think I could get paid" Tiy basically laughed at him and the build he gave us magically ended up being full of keyloggers " ~~some ex dev from chucklefish


im so glad i didnt pay any money to chucklecuck LUL

if this game had modding support it would be hte best game ever
its just how good it is

my steam id was permanently assigned to a black character




10/10 game

IT HAS A 850$ REVOLVER THAT ONE SHOTS PEOPLE ~~ IGN 10/10

4 years ago.......there was a fun shooter called team fortress 2
and now..... there is conga fortress!!!!!it's like skyrim with hats ~~IGN