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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Stop misbruiking the wegs
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Ah’ll have ye ken a graduate'd toap o' ma class in the Strathclyde Polis,
an' ah’ve been involved in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ o' secret raids on Wee Billy McGowan's squad, an' a huv o'er three hunner confirmed murdurs.
Am trained in east end gangster warfare an' am the toap chibber in the entire Scottish Polis Force.
Yer ♥♥♥♥ a' tae me bit jist anthur suspect.
Ah'll wipe ye the ♥♥♥♥ oot wae precision the likes o' which hus nivur been seen afore oan this Earth, mark ma ♥♥♥♥♥♥' words.
Ye 'hink ye kin git awa' wae sayin' that ♥♥♥♥♥ tae me o'er the Internet?
The storm that wipes oot the pathetic wee 'hing ye call yer life.
Yer ♥♥♥♥♥♥' deed, kid.
A kin be onywhere, onytime, an' a kin kill ye in o'er seven hunner ways, an' that’s jist wae ma bare hauns.
Not only am a pure-dead-brilliantly trained in fisticuffs,
bit a huv access tae the hale arsenal o' the Scottish Polis an' a wull use it tae its fu' extent tae wipe yer dour arse aff the face o' the British Isles, ya wee ♥♥♥♥♥.
If only ye could ah've kent whit unchristly comeuppance yer wee 'clivir' comment wis aboot tae tak' doon upon ye, maybe ye would've haud' yer ♥♥♥♥♥♥' wheesht.
Bit ye couldnae, ye didnae, an' noo yer paeyin' the price, ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥' dobber.
A will ♥♥♥♥♥ rage a' o'er ye an' ye will droon in it. Yer ♥♥♥♥♥♥' dead, Sonny Jim.
p.s.
je stinkt! lol hehe echt een oksel likkende poephoofd
Rip in peace
Why does this make me laugh so much?
>"Hey, wanna join a D&D game?"
Never play video games again
Always knew you were an ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>Straight 10s in college
>An acquaintance of mine approaches me
>He smells of weed
>"Hey bro tomorrow is 4.20 wanna get high and play some LoL"
>"I'm sorry friend I don't indulge in illegal and unhealthy activities, besides, tomorrow I have to take care of my sick grandma who broke both of her hips"
>"lol ♥♥♥ ur just a n00b gonna go smoke some kush"
>Next day is 4. 20
>Help my grandmother for the entire day as she has broken both of her hips
>Call police about the acquaintance
>He is arrested and is currently awaiting death penalty
Suqmadiq weedsmok ♥♥♥♥♥
Str8 3dg3 4lyf
-=PASS THIS ON 2 10 PEOPLE OR U WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SMOKE WEED IN UR ENTIRE LIFE AGAIN, IF U GET HIT 10 TIMES U KNOW U ARE A TRUE WEDSMOK STONER=-