I've come to make an announcement. Yuri is a psychotic yandere whippersnapper! She pissed on her poem! That's right, she shoved it right into my hands with blood stains, piss marks and everything. She said she loved me THIS MUCH.

And I said "that's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Yuri, your love for me is totally lust. It's like Claude Frollo's relationship with Esmeralda except WAY more lustful. And guess what! Go read Romeo and Juliet tard!

That's right! All passion, no profanities, no manipulation. Look at it, it's marital love and full commitment!

She contaminated my skin so guess what, I'm decontaminating this club. That's right this is what you get! MY ANTI-ROMANCE BLEACH! Except I'm not just cleansing the club. I'm gonna go higher. I'm cleansing the GAME SCRIPT!

How do you like THAT Monika? I removed all romance elements from the GAME SCRIPT, you yandere! You have 24 hours until the changes become permanent. Now get out of my sight, before I mess with your personalities too!

(Copypasta Brought to You By The Illiterate Mongoloids of r/DDLC)