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I'm from the British sewer disposal unit and I'm contacting you in response to numerous complaints which can be traced to your address. I have noticed that there has been a large quantity of tissues and posters of half naked hairy Russian midgets flushed from your address, they seem to contain large quantities of ♥♥♥♥ and what appears to be some sort of home-made lube. We wouldn't usually confront a individual on matters such as this... However yesterday you flushed exactly 24.5 litres of sperm inside several Mountain Dew bottles along with some empty Dorito bags containing approximately 50% sperm, 49% piss and 1%dorito sealed with a hairpin and masking tape. This resulted in a horrific ordeal for the workers, which can only be described as a sewer bukake of your flushed material!
We think you might have a problem,
Yours sincerely,
-National British sewer disposal unit (NBSDU)
Hit it from the back and drive you wild
Girl, I lose myself up in those eye-eye-eye-eye-eyes
I just had to let you know you're mine
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PS. I'm not famous lmao
PS. Im famous
woah thats a big meep
niño 14 Apr @ 12:28am
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