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1 person found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.3 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
game doesnt even launch and when it does its a black screen, unreal engine slop strikes again
Posted 17 April. Last edited 17 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
Recommended
14.6 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Knocked out 3 people in the street over horse semen, while selling weed to my landlord just to steal it back and sell it to the local crackhead
Posted 25 March.
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Recommended
2.9 hrs on record
Big cool, me like
Posted 29 September, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
Recommended
28.4 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
Cocky wanted boing boing and i was monke
Posted 20 August, 2024. Last edited 20 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs on record
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Posted 24 June, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
1.3 hrs on record
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This ♥♥♥♥ not awesome.
Posted 17 June, 2024.
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6
Recommended
0.0 hrs on record
Despite the awful launch getting to play through the campaign again, this was amazing story telling, and now the the raid is beaten and the story finished, the start to the final shape is the best of any expansion in Destiny history, here is to hoping the episodes keep the momentum.
Posted 4 June, 2024. Last edited 8 June, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
2.9 hrs on record
30 patches later the game runs and plays worse than release
Posted 27 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.7 hrs on record
Not for me
Posted 17 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
Not Recommended
37.9 hrs on record (21.6 hrs at review time)
Game good, me like game, me no like boss fights in game, boss fight boring, me like everything else, me think endgame ok, me wait for season 1, me hope end game better after season 1.

Edit: Me play season 1, me no like season, season 1 do more of same ♥♥♥♥, me no like the Jonkler.
Posted 2 February, 2024. Last edited 29 March, 2024.
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