(´･ω･`)
You know you play too many MMO's when you see a cute girl and ask for the drop rate of her pants.
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When they ask you, "why?" you answer, "because I can, therefore I must."

Hey girl, want to see my brobdingnagian penis?

You know how triangles have blue sides?

12:18 AM - Snowbrdd: And all the girls there
12:18 AM - Rudolph the Reindeer Cat: huehue girl
12:18 AM - Rudolph the Reindeer Cat: s
12:18 AM - Snowbrdd: Are manipulative lying pieces of ♥♥♥♥
12:18 AM - Snowbrdd: From what I can tell
12:18 AM - Rudolph the Reindeer Cat: LOL
12:18 AM - Rudolph the Reindeer Cat: WELCOME TO LIFE
12:18 AM - Rudolph the Reindeer Cat: WHERE THE GuYS HIT HARD AND THE GIRLS HIT HARDER

沉鱼落雁

I hope cellphones aren't bad for us, but I would like the excuse: I can't talk right now, you're giving me cancer
-Whitney Cummings


"You're so asexual but you want to have so many children" - Koolshadow
"I don't want children, I want to adopt" - Fenrirr
"What? LOL What's the difference?" - Me
"He means he doesn't want to sex them into existance" - Nagho
"LOL" -everyone

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
vs
As long as there exists a single good man who acts, evil cannot truly win.

Where is the Geneva Convention for Love?

1:17 AM - Cat Seer: guten nighen
1:18 AM - Cosmonaut ʕ ͡•ᴥ ͡• ʔ: it is
1:18 AM - Cosmonaut ʕ ͡•ᴥ ͡• ʔ: gut nacht, you swineheund

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"There once was only darkness. You ask me, the light's winning." -Rust Cohle

MFW I read the next question https://i.imgur.com/D3QDKHR.gif

Crossfit takes all the boring stuff out of workouts like form and safety. And replaces it with cool ♥♥♥♥, like violence, and danger