>you will never princess carry a tomboy while she lightly punches you in the shoulders and calls you lame
>you will never be hanging out with a tomboy when a storm hits and find out she's cripplingly terrified of thunder
>you will never get /fit/ with a tomboy
>you will never go to the track meet/swim meet/softball game/football game/judo match of your tomboy girlfriend and cheer her on as she kicks everyone's ass, then have her run into the stands to hug you after she wins and tell you she had to do her best when she saw you in the stands
>you will never help a tomboy study for her big test so she gets a good enough grade to stay on the team
>a tomboy will never attempt to cook for you and ♥♥♥♥ it all up because she's never cooked in her life but you eat it anyway just to see her smile
>you will never corece a tomboy into wearing a frilly, girly dress and watch as she squirms around all self-consious and shy