Urm, acktshually I'm a gaymer gourl. Y u snoopin?
~L E S B I A N~
If you're reading this either,
A: We cool, you my new gamer friendo. Hello there.
B: You angy, either I annoyed you with ur mum jokes or I genuinely wrecked you cause you suck at games and you should get good.
C: I said something as a joke you took the wrong way.
D: I said something as a joke you took the right way.
E: You're a hacker/stalker mans tryin to steal my wacky digits off my cc (Spoiler alert ion have one. :( ) Hacker/stalker gourls are welcome tho. ;P I'll even throw in my super secret ssn if you coolio like that. <3
F: You heard a gourl on VC and are now simpin. (I see you. You're not sneaky, I see you bruh.)
G: You know me..... IRL. (I'm sorry fam, I hate knowing me IRL too.)
H: You tryinna know me IRL. (Not gunna happen no can do sorry chattironi n cheese)
I: You're a gaymer gourl lookin for gourlfriend. (Pays 1000 gold!)
J: You're bored and randomly stalkin random bios n stuffz.
K: You started reading and now are dedicated to seeing it through.
L: You're wondering how I can be so dumb.
M: You're wondering how I can be so smart.
N: You're not wondering how I am so dumb.
O: You're not wondering how smart I is.
P: You're wondering why you're here? (Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... and even my fingers... the body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there.)

SO anyways, my summary,
I'm Merican, got that sweet sweet 4khd (ADHD) and I lub games. I like to yap. I'm fluent in yapponomics. If a game has numbers I want them to go burr. Sometimes I like to chill in unconventional ways, like building a ranch in a multiplayer PVP setting instead of PVPing people. Sometimes I like to play games where I take over the world, sometimes I like to "Liberate" people from their oppression. Sometimes I like gibing stuff to peoples for no reason. Sometimes I just like to hoard things like a loot goblin that I am. If it's shiny, and I can obtain it, you can bet on me bein there obtaining it. Like the children, I too yearn for the minez. I can type and speak proper English, often to the point of sounding like Siri, but I choosez not to du so cauze is borin to type good okey? I can be a team player, but I like to do my own thing. I can absolutely no scope from 17 miles away a single pixel but I don't wanna do that cause I have to get 17 billion more shiny plates to add to my collection.

Basically, I'm General Grievous, except instead of "Your light sabers will make a fine addition to my collection," it's "Your shiny stuff and money would make a fine addition to my pocket."

Nothin I say is overtly serious, I just play games to chill out. I don't really rage quit cause I can always do whatever it was again. I play a TON of games. Minecraft, Civilization, Sims 4, COD, Battlefield, Halo, Skyrim, Oblivion, Ghost Of Tsushima, Fallout (4 mostly Is my fav), Baldur's Gate 3, most historical Total Wars, Victoria 3, Stellaris, Tropico 5 & 6, SWTOR, Arno 1800, Assassin's Creed (I L O V E THE OLDER ONES), Rust, The Forest/Son's Of The Forest, 7dtd, Destiny 2, Cities Skylines, Sim City, Space Engineers, Kingdom Come Deliverance (I want 2!), Terra Invicta, Age Of Empires, Thrillville, Spyro The Dragon, Dragon Age, Gran Turismo, Populous The Beginning, God Of War, Star Wars: Empire At War, and many more.

Now if you've made it this far to the summary, congratulations, I am AMAZED that I could go this far but for now I leave it roughly here.