Recent reviews by nicki

Want to play football then find a ball and go to the fresh air, ok wait, i mean download Fifa or how EA now call that crap, but if you want a stress free game with a story about evil corp banned football and where you start your way from underground arenas without rules (or maybe that was a simple school stadium :) and climbing to the top, then this was a pretty good game to play, Almost all negative reviews talking about bugs, but i don't know maybe devs just fix them already, because i finished the game in few days (yeah after i got it on sale with -90% off) and did not catch any gamebreaking bugs, only one time when hero was fishing the game stop responding, so was forced to end the task and restart it, Also game is not difficult as you can choose easy level and if you don't have two left hands its not hard to finish it under 15hours, you still can return to collect medals from challenges if you want. Looking at only 54% positive reviews for this game and 98% of any random garbage what everyone now playing i think that steam ratings is useless or i simply don't understand those Fortnite and Tiktok modern generation. Interesting who playing single player games in 2025 anyway?! as it must be pure coop where you can shout in microphone on your teammates and also neighbors to instruct them how all those 10 idiots should kill that one poor boss who even don't understand what is happening on the screen while everyone shooting, casting spells and jumping around him.

Want to know what people doing with their time? They searching hidden objects on the 10x10 inch screen and rotating, moving them and changing size! 98% positive reviews and 100k copies sold in a last few month with -90% off, yes even for 1$ thats not bad (now dev can buy few new cars) for this garbage, which of course can't show/tell you anything interesting. Why i did not refund my 40cents? Just want to save an option for something more valuable and should play demo before. So i recommend if you want to pixel hunt some small crap on the screen download that 100 hidden robo/dino/winter/whatever cats for free and waste your day.

Can't recommend to any sane person. This game can cause psychic trauma and damage your nerve cells. And I can't believe i paid them 5$ for this. Listen every time when you see a loading screen either by click continue from main menu or from checkpoint after poor Tommy was killed again from 3bullets on easy difficulty, so this garbage has 99% chance to stuck on endless loading screen where you need to restart it. Watching unskippable cutscenes, legal text and logos again and again and to wait untill this single player game is connecting to 2k servers for collecting your data. But do you know that for every older NBA game they closing their servers in max 2years while for this 5years old crap they still working (probably as i blocked it in firewall anyway as don't need their skins for registering 2k account or anything else from them). That community fix to disable fullscreen optimization not working, so i don't know how to stay calm here after you restarting a game for 50times or maybe even more already and im not joking. Once again when i see standing Tommy with a gun on loading screen and waiting another minute i wishing them to become bankrupts (putting this mildly) and of course not forgetting to curse those 2left handed developers for wasting my time and did not allow to finish just a story, only then closing and restarting this infinite loading screen simulator.

2K and Hangar 13 mr. Salieri sends his regards

After seeing 3,388 very positive reviews where someone even telling "I found it to be high quality" so i decided to waste my time and to try demo by myself. Nothing really was incorrect on screenshots or gameplay videos and it looks same as it plays. Only i don't understand who playing this "games"? Who need Doom, Farcry, Borderlands, L4D, Serious Sam if you can play SULFUR or Beyond Citadel instead. But where is nothing revolutionary, there is nothing here at all, because this is really cheap low quality garbage glued from some free assets on Unity with zero attention to details of environment where you running in some proceduraly generated caves, thats why this scammers (i mean all those modern developers who abusing 2free standart engines) don't even need to hand draw levels any detailed objects (im not already even talk about using motion capture in some modern game, but wait, people have ray-tracing, dlss, shadows, lightnings, 1000fps and other useless features instead and who need normal face/body animations anyway if you have caves and gun lol) so... or put some effort to make caves look different. How someone can call this high quality game and support every scammer who throw such prototypes on steam and who think his game cost half of AAA game? Can someone tell me how they could sell a game with budget 3beers and 1pizza for half the price or 1/3 or 1/4 of Red Dead Redemption 2 which budget near 200 millions. Do people can't compare already 2things? Everyone with atleast 1brain cell should understand that budget of this 2games not even 1/1000 close and then ask yourself how much money such game should cost and how much you paid for it? Look there are 40m steam users online now, if every second will pay for a game even 1$ then all those scammers will become millionears. But considering the amount of reviews people just don't care what they put in their mouth no matter how it stinks.

if someone still don't understand,,,
RDR2 (60$ high quality game) 200m budget on sale now with -75% off buy for 15$
SULFUR (25$ primitive abomination) 10pizza max budget on sale now -20% off cost 20$
and if you think its a fair price then go support indie devs as you will be eating this for a long.

That's what i call a cheap garbage, was thinking maybe the game will open after demo/prologue (as it remind me one old good game Allods 3: Evil Islands), but i was wrong. All you can do here is running at the forest and clearing same caves from common zoo: boars, bears, rats, wolfs, spiders and so on, which you already saw in every single game. So this game can't show you anything or tell any interesting story, well actually i saw castle and a dragon in a gameplay video, but to waste time running around in empty forest or from one dark dungeon to another collecting materials, herbs, mushrooms and other useless crap to inventory simply not worth it. And do you know what button on gamepad is for interact with objects? yeah try to find out in tutorial.

Awful game, controls, serve, phisics, zero online, useless cards that you need to activate every time which add +7enengy, +3% power to topspin or +5% accuracy, this RPG ♥♥♥♥ in tennis game just to waste your time. And even on easy difficulty Federer losing to everyone, AI making aces on their serve and on your too, every their hit is to the corner, while every yours hit you can never predict where this garbage game will decide to land. Do not buy this even on sale, if you want so much get first Tennis World Tour.

I remember game was constantly crashing every 5-20minutes just without any error closed itselt to desktop, but atleast i could finish it, not like that Suicide Crap i mean Squad game which even dont start. Btw did you hear dialogs on the base, they made Robin gay, probably i should be glad that batman is not black, thanks to Sweet Baby Inc. with such tolerance and emty headed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Another garbage on Unreal Engine that runs with 7fps.
Want to know why i did not refund it? Coz after it will be removed i will have a rare game in a library, but really not sure why i need it even with -90% off.

Can not say much about the game coz was playing with loading screen and options for 3hours. So 4bucks wasted, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Unreal Engine how i hate it, especially when it used by 2left-handed developers, and no, thats definetly not the same Rocksteady Studios who created Arkham series.

So they removed Complete Edition just wrote a word Remastered (which is absolutly useless crap) and raised the price. Listen i remember early i can't and was looking to play 3games that was so called console exclusives RDR 2, HZD and GoW 3 (this one was finished on PS Now with Ascension, 18 and LoU 2) but now i dont need anything already and don't think you can sell me your overpriced clones.