Recent reviews by jfarceur

Patch quest has the best features, like, two-player local coop, custom difficulty (THERE'S A SLIDER, it goes up to 11), and the most cute pokemony animals out there. You want to catch'em all, and give them names, like LEVEL99999BOSS, or Pierrette, or Procrastinosaur. We won, we got everything, but now there are roguelike challenges or something. MORE.

I've played countless videogames over more than 30 years.
I've played games of all genres, all difficulties, and I don't back from a challenge.
I've 100%'d the first Overcooked and had very successful runs of Plate-Up with my friends.

We cannot beat the first level of this game on Easy. We cannot even get Bronze? We cannot even enter the second level.

This free game (because it was free on march 17th) ranked among the most frustrating experiences in gaming I ever had. Do NOT spend any amount of money on this.

I will not re-open the game to verify whatever I will say here
- First time you open the game, I think you're forced into a tutorial, and if you exit it, I don't know if you can try it again. I don't even think you can do the tutorial with 2 players
- The game has many customization options for your character, but it will not remember your customization, and it's as tedious as in any other game to browse through all the options, which is usually correct since you can usually save your character once you do it.
- Similar to Plate-Up, you can "design" the level in order to optimize everything. That should be nice BUT. Problems (1) placing furniture has the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ controls, and it can take up to a whole minute sometimes to place a damn thing at the right place (2) you only have one minute to place everything, because the quickest you do that, the more extra time you will have to beat the level, an every extra second counts for getting more clients and more money
- The cute animals poop and piss and vomit everywhere. Ugh. Whatever. It could be made in a funny way, but it's just lame and gross in this game.
- Similarly to the game OUT OF SPACE, you can use a mop to clean all the fluids everywhere, but the damn process in this stupid game is almost PIXEL PERFECT and if you step in the fluids, your character faints, and you lose precious time. There's no way to start mopping first and then walking in the piss or prevent accidentaly walking too far.
- Your clients will sometimes fight you, or your stuff. If you fight back, you might break your stuff, in which case your restaurant stops functionning for precious seconds, and you need to fix first your stuff, and then start operating again.

Anyways. It seems that if we don't have a FLAWLESS run, we LOSE the level and need to start again. I'm not even talking about getting a HIGH SCORE or whatever, just getting the MINIMUM score to get to the next level.

As veterans of games of the genre, and "games" in general, I can certify this game is not worth any money, nor any minute of your time.

Writing time : 15-20 minutes, for the greater good.

A friend sent this to me today because it was less than 1$, and I still feel ripped XD
There's no skill involved.
How can you make a racing game without any racing in it.
Maybe good for people playing their first racing game ever, in order to train staying on the road, but that's it.

This is our go-to game whenever we're 4-6 players.We don't get tired of ninja-ing our friends shaped as cute foods.

The best puns. The French version is excellent. Play with a friend.

Very fun to play with friends!

Very fun in couch-coop, which is my only criteria.

Altho the camera is very bad, even frustrating at times, this game offers a Mario64-like experience that plays in local-coop. It's fun. I played it with ARCHIPELAGO (archipelago dot gg) with some friends, and it was a blast.

The game is nice, but the DLC sucks. How can you sell ... in-game money for real money?? Morally. I mean, wow. That's low.

Fun game. I wasn't sure at the start, but it does get "better" the more you play. I wanted to complete the game and get mostly everything at some point.