The Gaben is my Shepherd; I shall not want consoles. He maketh me to lie down in greenlit indies: He leadeth me towards the steam sale. He maketh the Steamworks: He leadeth me in the Store of righteousness for His game' sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of EA, I will fear no Kotick: For thou art with me; Thy cards and thy badges, they comfort me. Thou preparest my wallet before me in the presence of thou sales; Thou annointest my eyes with Daily Deals; My Steam Library runneth over. Surely Gordon and and his crowbar shall follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the Cloud of VALVE forever. -- G-MAN ( HL3, 23rd Chapter )