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0.1 hrs on record
While the graphics themselves may not be the most impressive, the mechanics are solid. Pretty fun little title.
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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98.1 hrs on record (88.0 hrs at review time)
An absolutely amazing sci-fi rogue-lite.
Posted 23 November, 2018.
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135.6 hrs on record (116.6 hrs at review time)
I honestly was hesitant going into this one. I miss David Hayter as Snake, but this game didn't use Snake as much as I'm used to (vocally), and for once, I'm okay with that.

The gameplay is possibly the best in the franchise.

The story is 100% Kojima insane gold.

Completely worth every cent. And then some.
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.0 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I punched a dinosaur. It ripped my face off in return. 10/10, would die again.


But seriously, this game is a total blast. Once the devs figure out how to optimize it so it runs at more than 15 fps, I might not be playing much else.
Posted 10 July, 2015.
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0.9 hrs on record
This is a gorgeous little game. Soothing music and a clean interface leads to an overal pleasant experience. Be warned though, while the game does purport to support controllers, this is best played with the mouse.
Posted 10 July, 2015.
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1.3 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
THIS GAME MAKES ME QUESTION LIFE.

But seriously - this game is a gem. It manages to very much force you to question everything you think to be true about logic, and indeed the very fabric of reality. Can't recommend enough.
Posted 10 July, 2015.
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0.4 hrs on record
PC port of a tablet tower-offense (?) game. The gameplay is fairly basic and entertaining, but the hilariously bad voice-acting is well worth the purchase.
Posted 10 July, 2015.
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0.4 hrs on record
The visual and audio style of this game just do not hook me at all. Even with fiendishly simple controls, this game is infuriatingly confounding.
Posted 10 July, 2015.
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0.3 hrs on record
Sadly, this game has *not* aged well. The amusing diologue and interesting characters are sadly not shining enough to get past the abysmal attempts at CG cinematography and low poly-count models. Best served with a hefty dose of nostalgia.
Posted 10 July, 2015.
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0.6 hrs on record
Fairly generic bullet-hell game. While I'm fairly sure there's a story in it somewhere, I couldn't really find it. But hey, we've got lasers!
Posted 10 July, 2015.
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