Jake? Who's that? I don't remember anyone called Jake

Welcome, sexual conquest. As previously discussed, you've pressed the button on the alarm clock, signifying your permission to begin the game. A digital copy of your thumbprint has been sent as your e-signature confirming your full consent for whatever may happen to you. We've also discussed the safe word. Feel free to use it at any time. But as we both know from your Craigslist profile, you probably won't. Good luck. Remember, if you're having too much fun, it ruins it for me.

+rep pretty good player

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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a cute lilttle japanese girl ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don't need no onii-sama ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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+rep, best student I've ever had. Carried to Plat. Proud of you son.

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