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Any kind of dessert, maybe a German chocolate cake or something like that? I tell ya what would make you a big hit with the dudes is get some key lime pie, la mode, I'm talking about ice cream on the side.
And you have *got* to have a bite of my homemade ziti, I'm just gonna warm her up, she's been in the freeze.
I blow the biggest load this month so far and i get transported to another dimension, my fat load starts to leak through my pants and onto her skirt, shes turns her head and see this and says omg are u serious. We finally seperate and i fall to my knees and begin to speak in tongues, waves of more orgasms flood over me, i crap my pants and begin to cry. I was immediately fired but i feel like a new man now and will masturbate to this memory forever.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued browsing games, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen copies of 'the orange box' in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. He mentioned that he was "best pocket div6" but the girl obviously didn't care.
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Making light, jokes, or fun of me not being able to get a relationship or a partner is not okay. It's something I'm incredibly insecure about and I won't react nicely to it.
I'm pretty chill about lots of things but this isn't one of them. Cheers.
friend: what if the hands are broken off
me: still correct. time technically doesn't exist
raw, uncut footage, thanks jersh!
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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okay me and my BF have been in a relationship for some time. we're in upsix and we took unusual vows.we even swapped eachothers unusuals in trust. so one day my boyfriend goes up to me and says im cut from upsix. I look at the roster and realize HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the only problem is we still have our unusuals on! he says he's still a scout on upsix and the only people who know our roster are jersh!!!!!!What could be going on?
Seriously help!!??!!?!?!?!?
I'm a bubble college student with dreams of owning a petting zoo... That should just about sum everything up.
If you want more...
I like comedy in pretty much every form. My most recent excursion is improv, which is going pretty well!! I like going to museums and watching documentaries, growing up, my family went on "educational" vacations for spring break.
When it comes to music, i didnt really grow up with much in this department. I like just about anything but rap. Right now I'm into lindsey Sterling, but id say my favorite bands and singers would include Evanescence, AnCafe, The Gazette, Heather Dale, Coyote Run, Steam Powered Giraffe, FROZEN SOUNDTRACK, and lot of other sounttracks. I like musicals. My favorite foods are pickles, steak, and chicken an gnocchi soup in that order.
I look forward to getting to know you better hehe
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send this gorilla to each and everyone of your family members to spread awareness of the global gorilla extinction, this wild gorilla is about to be wiped out by the africans - lets find it a home before we lose one of the world's magnificent and amazing creatures
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Brock and Ash just laughed. But as Misty heard Jesse and James giggle in the background she planned to press the rose in a book to be kept.
The End
Suddenly they heard a woman's laughing voice. "You can't catch me..."
Jesse appeared partly in view, with James running behind her saying "Yes I can!"
"She should run faster," said Ash. "Look, he caught her already."
Brock broke in at that point, "Uh, Ash, I think you're supposed to stop looking now."
Ash turned red and they all turned their backs and began walking in the opposite direction.
Finally Brock said, "So Misty, if I believed you danced with James, I'd have to think you were jealous of Jesse now, huh?"