Recent reviews by Jupiter

Absolute banger, constant fun, no notes, ok maybe i would like notes like a wiki or something lol

It's Halo. What more do I have to say?

Super fun strategy game with a great campaign, fantastic music, lifelike pixel art, and easy to make custom content that adds a lot of fun for games with friends, and silly minigames. 10/10

Honestly, this game is fantastic, and allows for really diverse gameplay with friends. We've completed more than half of the 'campaign' and had a blast doing it (pun intended, of course)! The mechanics of the game are extremely different from any other game I have played before, allowing for stressful teamwork practice, and brings groups of people together very well. Some of the modules are a little difficult, but as long as you're willing to work on your problems, you can solve them all!

Now, I'm not going to be solely jovial in this review. I do have one predicament that consistently occurs throughout the late-game. It effectively renders this game unplayable, and puts players in the presence of an AIDS-causing, Ebola-inducing, cancerous impass.

Morse code.

♥♥♥♥ this game.

Morse code is quite possibly the worst-developed feature of any puzzle game I have played in my entire 17 years of life. I cannot possibly pontificate the insanity caused by this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gameplay element! Seriously! What the ♥♥♥♥ were the devs thinking putting in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ light that blinks in an undecipherable ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ causing all your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ friends to circlejerk around each other until their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retinas melt. The amount of grief our friends and I have had over this has split our group up, and we are no longer able to function as humans, let alone a cooperative unit.

My friend David has gone into a deep depression after coming into contact with this devious device of destructive, dissatisfactory disorder. Multiple times have I attempted to converse with him, and he will just repeat "dot dash dash. That's not even in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ list!". He is unable to bring himself back to sanity as this menacing module has destroyed his hopes in humanity, and for his future.

Sincerely pissed off,

Dicke